Microsoft to Release 7 Patches Next Week 110
craters writes "Microsoft plans to release 7 patches next week for Windows and Office. From the article: 'In the monthly pre-patch notification it sends out five days prior to unveiling fixes, Microsoft said that at least two of the seven will be rated Critical, which by the company's definition means that the vulnerability can be remotely exploited.'"
Great timing (Score:5, Funny)
Ohhhh man... it figures.. right when I had my spyware pickup line down to a science...
Example:
Me: Well maam, I can fix the problem.
Hot Housewife: Great! Whats it going to take?
Me: Well I've been reading some websites on good ways to deal with myWife.
Hot Housewife: mmmmHmmmm
Me: ANd then we'll look and see if I can find my article on Kama Sutra, and get to work.
Hot Housewife: Screw the article.. why don't you just start checking out my ports now!
Please delay this patch for a couple more weeks, until my viagra laden penis enlargment pills and kingly inheritance arrive from my new friends in Nigeria, thus negating my need for cheesy spyware pickup line attempts.
Re:Great timing (Score:2, Funny)
Methinks you need a hella lot more than pills and bills
timing? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Great timing (Score:3, Funny)
MS Anti-Virus (Score:3, Funny)
One for each... (Score:1, Funny)
There's another patch for lust, so Google Desktop won't track your pr0n habits.
There's supposedly a patch for sloth, but I'm too lazy to see what it does.
There's a patch for wrath, you son-of-a-bitch!
There's a patch for envy, it will nullify Firefox.
There's a patch for pride and that just leaves one patch for greed, but Micro$oft will fix that sooner or later.
Looks like ... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:I hope it's not business as usual... (Score:1, Funny)
Oh Great (Score:4, Funny)