First Cellphone Use On Airplane Given OK 305
s31523 writes "With over 1 billion cell phone users worldwide, and with so many business travelers, using the cell phone on the airplane has been a recent hot topic. Emirate airlines is announcing they will give the OK for cell phone use on their planes, making them the first airline to do so. The FCC and FAA still ban the use, but are working to determine safety implications, if any."
Good news for Bose (Score:5, Funny)
If flying wasn't bad enough (Score:5, Funny)
Considering the way. . . (Score:3, Funny)
Oh, you meant the passengers. I'll pass. I really don't need to have an entire flight filled with, "Guess where I'm at! Yeah, it's great! I can finally use my phone to call you from somewhere over [insert country/state/territory/ocean/whatever]. So how are things going? You get that urine problem taken care of."
Health and safety issues (Score:5, Funny)
Does it mean... (Score:5, Funny)
Time of the loud mouth jackass begins in the air (Score:2, Funny)
Perhaps we can convince the airlines to make the engine noise louder to drown them out.
Re:To those confused (Score:2, Funny)
"If yakking on his phone for 5 hours he is, yak at you for 5 hours he will not."
Re:Counting down... (Score:5, Funny)
No, I see no passengers being bothered by this.
Re:To those confused (Score:2, Funny)
Next problem: how to deal with a hundred foot tall cell tower sticking out of the top of the plane.
Re:Anybody Try to use one on a plane? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:To those confused (Score:3, Funny)
Oh the humanity! (Score:2, Funny)
Assuming that your definition of peace and quiet includes high-volume white noise and even higher-volume crying babies.
Re:Can we keep it banned? (Score:3, Funny)
Would this qualify as torture? (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Health and safety issues (Score:3, Funny)
>in to is the effect a cell phone has on a trachea
>when forcefully inserted
Trachea?
Brett
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Re:Keep the ban for the sake of quiet (Score:3, Funny)
How do you know those babies arent trying to communicate something about the bad airline food, the moran pushing/kicking on the back of the seat, someone's B.O./fart wafting through the cabin, etc.
First you will hear this really stupid tune (Score:5, Funny)
Re:To those confused (Score:5, Funny)
Next year's blockbuster (Score:2, Funny)
Re:The Problem with Microwave Band Signals... (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Health and safety issues (Score:4, Funny)
Re:I'll be happy when they allow 'other' things (Score:4, Funny)
Most airlines provide this on long-hauls. It's called First Class.
I also wish they would allow you to have sex on an airplane. Might not be for all Slashdotters, but as a frequent member of the High Mile Club,...
Beating off in the head doesn't get you into the Mile High Club.
Re:First you will hear this really stupid tune (Score:2, Funny)
Re:To those confused (Score:3, Funny)
Re:To those confused (Score:2, Funny)
You see on a landphone you are connected to the person you're talking to over a wire, no problem.
On a cell phone, you have to go thru the air first to the tower, and from there it goes thru a line to the other person. Because of that distance, you have to speak louder (c.f. shouting across the street). I'm assuming you are not the person being called, but in the presence of the cell phone user and hence your confusion about his volume. Rest assured on the other end his volume is just adequate.
*Basing this on a coworker who I've noted talks louder depending on how far away the person is he's calling...inside the same building, over the same internal lines. >.