Vista Followup Already in the Works 482
DesertBlade passed us an InfoWorld article, which has the news that Microsoft is already hard at work on the next version of Windows ... and we may see it as early as 2009. Possibly codenamed Vienna, the next Windows iteration will be coming a brief two and a half years after Vista's launch. This is the same timeframe Microsoft claims it would have utilized for Vista, had they not put Longhorn 'on the back burner' to deal with security issues in XP. Corporate Vice President of Development Ben Fathi is already discussing features for the next OS: "We're going to look at a fundamental piece of enabling technology. Maybe its hypervisors, I don't know what it is ... Maybe it's a new user interface paradigm for consumers. It's too early for me to talk about it ... But over the next few months I think you're going to start hearing more and more."
Fundamentals. (Score:5, Funny)
The power switch?
Vienna (Score:1, Funny)
Alternative names for it? (Score:5, Funny)
I think something along the lines of Windows Hindenburg would be more appropriate. Or does anyone have a better name?
Re:Alternative names for it? (Score:3, Funny)
allow me to translate... (Score:5, Funny)
"we got nothing, someone think something up quick so we can steal it."
Re:Alternative names for it? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Alternative names for it? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Alternative names for it? (Score:4, Funny)
Such a change could stop the croocks from trying to break in all the time, everyone knows crooks are too parahnoid to go in through the door.
Re:Fundamentals. (Score:2, Funny)
For instance a completely new file system.
Re:Alternative names for it? (Score:1, Funny)
How about 'Windows Boston'?
In English? (Score:1, Funny)
maybe it's a new version of the English fucking language.
A prophecy from the 1980's courtesy Ultravox (Score:4, Funny)
Freezing breath on a window pane,
Lying and waiting.
The man in the dark in a picture frame,
So mystic and soulful.
A voice reaching out in a piercing cry,
It stays with you until
The feeling has gone only you and I.
It means nothing to me.
This means nothing to me.
Oh Vienna
Re:Purge time (Score:5, Funny)
Disabling enabling? No way.
Re:Subject (Score:2, Funny)
Vienna really isn't that far away from Cairo.
Re:Alternative names for it? (Score:5, Funny)
Why not simply "Gates"?
Re:Alternative names for it? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Subject (Score:1, Funny)
Almost 4 in the past year alone.
Re:Fiji? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Alternative names for it? (Score:3, Funny)
Seriously, they should put out WinSS, Super Secure Windows. It boots up from an encrypted, write-protected drive. Then it does whatever MS wants it to do, and you get to sit and watch, and only watch, because the keyboard, mouse, and any other potential input device are disabled by default. Meanwhile, its cameras & microphones detect everything you do and say in your home, and transmit it through an always-on connection to
Re:Fundamentals. (Score:5, Funny)
WinFS is not a filesystem, it's a database.
What about FFS? Maybe it's the new file system MS are working on?
Re:Fundamentals. (Score:3, Funny)
Does FFS means "for fuck's sake"?
Yes.
Welcome to the Intarwebz, enjoy your stay. Bathroom is the third door down on the left.
Re:Fundamentals. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Delays because of doing other work (Score:2, Funny)
I would like to staple an apostrophe to your forehead.
Re:Fundamentals. (Score:5, Funny)
A file system IS a database. Of course the issue is moot since WinFS will be released on the 43rd day of Lovermber in the year Two thousand and flibbity quard.
Re:Fundamentals. (Score:1, Funny)
Man, you have a girlfriend AND you like Microsoft Vista...
You are SOOOO using the wrong forum.