The Beer Tossing Fridge 223
cmacdona101 writes "CNN is reporting on a recent Duke grad that's engineered a remote controlled Fridge that tosses him a beer at the touch of a button. The fridge can launch the beer up to 20 feet, far enough to get to his couch. The video shows the fridge using a "beer magazine clip" and a remote firing system that let you determine angles and ballistics to get the beer to your friends anywhere in the room."
Well I'll be... (Score:5, Funny)
Poor use of time. (Score:4, Funny)
The fridge can launch the beer up to 20 feet, far enough to get to his couch.
He'll have to wait a couple of minutes for the beer to settle before opening it when using his system. A smart boozer would realize that it would take only ~20 seconds to walk to the fridge, get two beers and return to the couch with half of one beer chugged by the time he returned.
Damn rookies... The Alcohol Lifestyle isn't just fun & sloth, it's also about using your time effectively!
Yep... (Score:5, Funny)
What, No Midgets? (Score:2, Funny)
What, this thing can't toss a midget? What a rip!!
end politicallyIncorrect
And what's the point of building a fridge, a robot, a beer, or a couch if they aren't running linux, they aren't ethernet enabled, and they don't have a Web 2.0 interface?!?!
The Widget of Sticky
AKA, The Adhesive Gadget
homer simpson would love it... (Score:3, Funny)
You're a total n00b! (Score:5, Funny)
I'm sorry but you don't "throw" beer (Score:5, Funny)
But? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Well I'll be... (Score:2, Funny)
I suggest getting a dog.
Not only will it fetch beers, but you can kick it instead of beating your wife
(No wives or dogs were harmed in the writing of this comment)
Now all we need... (Score:5, Funny)
Accuracy improvement... (Score:4, Funny)
As for how to prevent the beer shower that follows... I haven't come up with something for that yet.
Re:Now all we need... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:I'm sorry but you don't "throw" beer (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Poor use of time. (Score:5, Funny)
Two steps forward, one step back (Score:5, Funny)
Forward: Soon, Americans Will Lack The Need To Move
Need? More like ability: this is obviously the next evolutionary step for our species. Why do we need these legs anyway? All they do is make me need to buy pants!
Back: Miller Light? In a fucking can?
Re:What, No Midgets? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Well I'll be... (Score:5, Funny)
Beer Tossing? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Well I'll be... (Score:5, Funny)
I suggest getting a dog.
Not only will it fetch beers, but you can kick it instead of beating your wife
Besides, who other than a wife would keep the fridge stocked with beer?
This is perfect to go with my... (Score:5, Funny)
Three Laws fucking useless! (Score:5, Funny)
"I'm sorry Sir, the First Law forbids me from harming a human, and alcohol is known to destroy brain cells and cause liver damage."
"Damn you, worthless piece of junk, can't even fetch a beer. Fine, I'll get it mysel--AAAGH! Holy hell! Why'd you punch me?!"
"I'm sorry, Sir, the First Law forbids me to allow through inaction a human to be harmed, even if the harm is self-inflicted."
"But you fucking punched me! That violates the First Law doesn't it!"
"I'm sorry, Sir, but the long term harm of your life of alcohol consumption outweighed the short term harm of preventing you from reaching the fridge. My circuits register deep regret that the action was necessary."
"Whatever, roboasshole. Can you at least grab me a Coke?"
"I'm sorry, Sir, but the First Law forbids me from harming a human, and high fructose corn syrup is a known cause of diabetes."
"I suppose that a meat lovers pizza with extra cheese is right out, then, too."
"Yes Sir. Sorry Sir. Also don't think you can sneak out to the pub without me knowing, Sir."
"Oh god, I'm in hell..."
First Improvement (Score:4, Funny)
The first improvement will be to make it voice activated.
Hey, Bitch. Toss me a cold one!
Re:You're a total n00b! (Score:0, Funny)
Re:I'm sorry but you don't "throw" beer (Score:5, Funny)
And if you really makes you sore, you go get some real beer and some glasses and you hook that somfabitch up.
Re:Well I'll be... (Score:5, Funny)
Neither can my wife.
CNN? News? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Beer Tossing? (Score:4, Funny)
Has to be said: (Score:1, Funny)
Re:not such a good idea... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:I'm sorry but you don't "throw" beer (Score:3, Funny)
Re:I see a problem (Score:3, Funny)
Re:7 Dogs (Score:5, Funny)
Hebrew National- is that the brand where the hot dogs are circumcised?
Re:7 Dogs (Score:3, Funny)
Waste not, want not...if you know what I mean
Re:Well I'll be... (Score:1, Funny)