Exec Confirms Google Phone 120
cyberianpan writes "The head of Google in Spain and Portugal has confirmed that Google is working on a mobile phone. "Some of the time the engineers are dedicated to developing a mobile phone,"
This could be the 20% free time development but publicizing that would be stupid. Obviously this phone could link in with Google Earth/Maps... it is a marketers dream for targeted advertising."
I'll say it first... (Score:3, Funny)
Hate to break it to ya... (Score:5, Funny)
I believe that name is taken.
Shortly after his declaration... (Score:3, Funny)
The Google executive in question disappeared from the surface of the Earth.
The first rule of the Googleplex is: you don't talk about the Googleplex.
The second rule of the Googleplex is: you DON'T TALK about the Googleplex. Byotch.
(Or course this is said tongue-in-cheek)...
Most geeks will only buy it... (Score:5, Funny)
...if they change "I Feel Lucky" to "I Want to Get Lucky".
Organizing the world's conversation (Score:5, Funny)
From a leaked press release:
Re:Google functionality (Score:5, Funny)
Wouldn't that be the "I Feel Hungry" button??
They're also working on World Domination (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Hate to break it to ya... (Score:5, Funny)
"I believe that name is taken."
like twice
Re:Hate to break it to ya... (Score:5, Funny)
I believe that name is taken.
A sample conversation (Score:5, Funny)
Jane: John... we need to talk.
John: Uh, OK.
Jane: It's just not working out.
Google: Want abs you can grate cheese with? Join Bally Total Fitness!
John: God damn thing - wait, what are you saying?
Jane: It's over John.
John: But why?
Jane: It's not you, it's me.
Google: Head to iTunes to download hot new singles like "Why Can't I be You" by Taylor Hicks!
Jane: Oh god, he totally sucked.
John: Just ignore it, please? And don't give me that bullshit line. What's the real reason?
Jane: It's your damn gPhone, alright? We can never just talk!
Google: Reduce ads by getting your friends a gPhone of their very own!
Jane: Goodbye John.
John: Wait Jane-
Jane: [click]
John: Oh for fuck's sake.
Google: Looking for sensual encounters? Try AdultFriendFinder.com!
John: I guess I am now.
Re:Best Feature Evar (Score:3, Funny)
Re:why assume it's google's phone? (Score:1, Funny)
Why should I live with my parents at 45 and not be rich and surrounded by blonde babes?
I guess reality doesn't take clues out of a geek's wet dream. Most bad Flynt, most bad...
Re:Magical Google phone? (Score:5, Funny)
Does the phone come with the "kick salesman in the nuts cause it's none of his damn business" feature, or is that a monthly charged service?
Re:Some of the time? (Score:1, Funny)
My girlfriend said the same thing last night, but she was talking about my genitals.