Shredded Secret Police Files Being Reassembled 222
An anonymous reader writes "German researchers at the Frauenhofer Institute said Wednesday that they were launching an attempt to reassemble millions of shredded East German secret police files using complicated computerized algorithms. The files were shredded as the Berlin Wall fell in 1989 and it became clear that the East German regime was finished. Panicking officials of the Stasi secret police attempted to destroy the vast volumes of material they had kept on everyone from their own citizens to foreign leaders."
Uh-oh (Score:5, Funny)
Human efforts? (Score:5, Funny)
They'll have it assembled before you can say "Matlock"!
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Re:Jigsaw Puzzle (Score:5, Funny)
In Soviet Russia (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Jigsaw Puzzle (Score:4, Funny)
whos winning. (Score:0, Funny)
scanning 16,000 sacks of shredded paper... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:whos winning. (Score:0, Funny)
Anne Frank lost.
Re:Trust? (Score:5, Funny)
Dead people don't care too much about their privacy; they're dead. Ask yourself "will I care about my privacy after I'm dead?" If you said yes you probably don't understand what death means.
Re:Jigsaw Puzzle (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Shredding not safe anymore? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Jigsaw Puzzle (Score:5, Funny)
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Re:Iranian Revolution (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Shredding not safe anymore? (Score:4, Funny)
It would only be homeopathetic if you follow the correct diluting procedure: bang the container 10 times on a leather cushion to mix, throw away the contents and fill with new alcohol. So you'd have to let your guests eat the duck, beat them up with a leather cushion, make them give up their stomach content, fill them with alcohol and beat them up again. Rinse lather and repeat for more potent medicine...
Re:Uh-oh (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Jigsaw Puzzle (Score:4, Funny)