Blender Foundation to Create Open Movie, Open Game 100
Eloquence writes "The Blender Foundation, which maintains the open source 3D tool Blender, has announced two new projects, codenamed Peach and Apricot. Project Peach will be a new open source movie, following in the footsteps of last year's Elephants Dream project (which was initially codenamed Orange). Apricot, on the other hand, will use Blender in conjunction with open source 3D framework Crystal Space to create an open game, thereby showcasing both technologies."
Open Source Movie (Score:2, Funny)
Maybe Lara Croft will star in it? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:This will be interesting (Score:5, Funny)
Not to mention, somehow I doubt a game can be crafted with an open-source development model. A game needs some very strong creative forces behind it to keep it cohesive - if a typical OSS app can't even keep their user interface cohesive [ever look at your typical gnome or kde app's config screen?], something tells me it will be difficult for them to keep their: storyline cohesive, user interface cohesive (like I said, most simple desktop apps have a problem with this), game mechanics cohesive and logical, art direction and style cohesive, etc etc etc. Unless it's just TuxRacer 2.0 (maybe make a version named TuxRaver as a DDR clone?)
Considering the typical absurd workflow logic that goes into most OSS apps I've used (beyond your bread-and-water openoffice, etc)...
You will start out as a penguin in the north pole, whereby you will get a letter from your family in new mexico telling you to come quick because your cousin has died during the construction of the great pyramids. You arrive in Sicily only to find that Siberia has been taken over by mutant cyborgs all named 'Bill Gates.' You must travel to antarctica and battle the chair-throwing monster Ballmer in order to gain the GPL of truth, increasing your hit points by 6.02x10^23 while slowing you to a barely managable crawl. Desperately you make your way to florida, where you successfully battle jack thompson in court and gain the Writ of Winnitude. You combine this with your GPL of Destiny (the one you found during the side quest back in new mexico involving the trout and the cliff wren - you did that, didn't you? it's not in any of the docs anywhere, but it's so obvious! - it's NOT the Gpl of Truth - that item is useless) and are magically transported to a land of rainbows and penguins and free software for everyone. Unfortunately, this paradise is shattered by an Ax of Servitude hewn from the yggsadril-apple. It's shiny, but it works good and is simple to use...
Right about here, most people get bored developing the game and it slowly dies, forgotten in the depths of sourceforge. A few people stop by every couple of months and say, "hey.. there's this bug.. is anyone still working on this?" A few people wax nostalgic about the groundbreaking progress they made on the pixel shader they used to put a shine in the main penguin character's eye (but is not used anywhere else). The controls were odd (you used t to go forward, z to turn left, i to turn right, and clicking your mousebuttons realigned your characters eyes with the directions he was looking) and most people who downloaded it wished pain and suffering on the user interface developers, who decided to go with a "Leopard-meets-vista-meets-diabloII motif."
Note: I love open source software, but really.. I can't see it working in game development
Re:Not the Blender game engine? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:This will be interesting (Score:3, Funny)
FOSSie projekts, now revealed!!!! (Score:0, Funny)
FOSS Movie: follows the adventures of Lunis Torvballs, as he desperately tries to defeat teh evil Mikkkro$loth Empire by creating a platform which will allow three hundred million different text editors. As for how that will accomplish anything... that part is still being worked on. Delays for completion of the script are being blamed on Bill Gates.
FOSS Game: The player works on the revolutionary, cutting edge LUNIX(tm) platformer, and each level you try to assemble the code to build a newar and bettar text editar before teh evil Mikkkro$ofties get you! Also, if (IF? WHEN!!!) you manage to finish the game, you unlock a new, never before seen text editing program.
Best... game and movie combo... EVAR...
Re:This will be interesting (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Not the Blender game engine? (Score:2, Funny)
See also: Hackers [imdb.com]