Military Running a Parallel Earth Simulator 470
Fantastic Lad writes "The US Department of Defense (DOD) may already be creating a copy of you in an alternate reality. Putting supercomputers to an innovative use, the military is simulating our planet in an effort to predict the outcome of different scenarios. They might run tests to see how long 'you' can go without food or water, or how 'you' will respond to televised propaganda. Billions of nodes are created in the system, intended to reflect every man, woman, and child. 'Called the Sentient World Simulation (SWS), it will be a "synthetic mirror of the real world with automated continuous calibration with respect to current real-world information", according to a concept paper for the project. Simulex is the company developing these systems, and they list pharmaceutical giant Eli Lilly and defense contractor Lockheed Martin among their private sector clients. The U.S. military is their biggest customer, apparently now running the most complex version of the system. JFCOM-9 is now capable of running real-time simulations for up to 62 nations, including Iraq, Afghanistan, and China. The simulations gobble up breaking news, census data, economic indicators, and climactic events in the real world, along with proprietary information such as military intelligence."
Alternate reality... (Score:5, Funny)
The downside... (Score:5, Funny)
Whoa.
k.
W.O.P.R. (Score:5, Funny)
They should have called it W.O.P.R.
My virtual self? (Score:4, Funny)
Paralell...? (Score:4, Funny)
Hand it over, Zonk.
Oh really? (Score:3, Funny)
Ultimate Sim City? (Score:5, Funny)
Let's play Global Thermonuclear War. (Score:3, Funny)
If they're doing Norway... (Score:5, Funny)
Yes, but... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:My virtual self? (Score:3, Funny)
I just hope... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Let's play Global Thermonuclear War. (Score:4, Funny)
Re:The political options (Score:3, Funny)
Whatever it is, it looks like Shakespear.
good for computer geeks? (Score:5, Funny)
Personally... (Score:5, Funny)
"Mr. President, we found a scenario in which Iraq will become th 52nd US State, oil will flow freely, WMDs were found in Saddam's closet, and bin-Laden was found in his bedroom."
"Excellent! Invade!"
Re:Ultimate Sim City? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:If they're doing Norway... (Score:3, Funny)
Ok, this is sad (Score:3, Funny)
so what they're telling us is (Score:2, Funny)
Re:What if Neville Chamberlain had a backbone? (Score:2, Funny)
As are the waves of body odor, patchouli oil and hemp coming from you my anonymous friend.
Hey! Recursion! (Score:4, Funny)
I wonder if, inside the Pentagon's simulator, they're building a simulator. If not, it's not a complete simulation, is it? So it isn't accurate, is it?
Oh, I thought not.
Amateurs.
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Re:The political options (Score:5, Funny)
Re:The George W. Bush Node... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:The political options (Score:5, Funny)
Well... (Score:2, Funny)
I'm posting on Slashdot on Friday night, so the above isn't possible.
Therefore, I'm the real me.
QED, proof by geekiness
Re:My virtual self? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:The political options (Score:5, Funny)
Re:So Chris Carter was right? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:My virtual self? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:The political options (Score:3, Funny)
I hate this fucking simulation.
Re:What if Neville Chamberlain had a backbone? (Score:3, Funny)
to recap: iraq was hitler. iran is hitler. anyone who speaks provocatively against the US and its allies is hitler.
so, we better kill them before they do something totally evil, like hitler did. most importantly, do it in the name of democracy, social equality, and freedom!
hitler.
i like beating up 7-year-old hitlers. SHOCK AND AWE, BABY!
hitler hitler.
Re:Twelfth Imam (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Ultimate Sim City? (Score:1, Funny)