Emoticons in the Workplace 258
Platonic writes "According to the New York Times, the Emoticon has become much more than something the kids do after school. The little guys seem to have found their way into the workforce: being used by stock brokers and even the U.S. Military.
From TFA: 'I mean, it's ludicrous," said Ms. Feldman, 25. "I'm not going to feel better about losing hundreds of thousands of dollars because someone puts a frown face to regretfully inform me.'"
Shocking! (Score:5, Funny)
Very true. (Score:5, Funny)
imagine my surprise (Score:5, Funny)
IM IN UR PORTFOLIO
SHORTING UR GUGULS
Re:Legal again (Score:2, Funny)
The story you cite is from 2001.
Evidence the story is seriously dated can be found in the byline, as well as in this snippet: The firestorm of controversy even led to an entire newsthread discussing the lawsuit on the highly respected tech-news site Slashdot,...
Re:The world is not yet ready! ;[ (Score:4, Funny)
#;o)>
I wuv you! (Score:4, Funny)
Informal usage only (Score:2, Funny)
Informal:
"wtfm8?"
Formal:
"Sir, I am absolutely flabbergasted that you would insult my intelligence with such incoherent dribble."
Re:Informal usage only (Score:5, Funny)
Formal:
"I should hope you mean drivel, good sir, for I am neither slobbering like a hound nor partaking in a rousing game of basketball!"
Informal:
"lol, lern 2 english"
HAHA I HAVE YOU ALL UNDER MY CONTROL NOW! (Score:5, Funny)
damnit
Re:Shocking! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:HAHA I HAVE YOU ALL UNDER MY CONTROL NOW! (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Emotions are not mutually exclusive from work (Score:1, Funny)
We seem to have undergone a slight mishap
Could you please send us $500 via PayPal to this address, to cover the cost of the taxi and maybe a short visit to a stripclub ( (.Y.)
Thankyou for any assistance you can provide *hug* We promise that we will get the money wired to you as soon as we reach the bank, you can trust us ^____________^
Re:In IT (Score:3, Funny)
Dear sir,
I formally inform you my apprecciation on your choice of IM systems.
Yours,
Keeboo Booboo
Ps.:
Re:Emotions are not mutually exclusive from work (Score:1, Funny)
On second thought, I guess it does.
Re:Meh. (Score:4, Funny)
Mr. Johnson,
Your employment here at MegaCorp is terminated, effective immediately
Director,
Human Resources
Re:Emotions are not mutually exclusive from work (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Ms. Feldman needs to STFU and GBTW. (Score:5, Funny)
( o )_( o ) ... opps, Freudian slip.
A future copy of The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, that slipped through a worm-hole, had this to say about Ms. Feldman...
Re:Meh. (Score:5, Funny)
Mr. Johnson,
Your employment here at MegaCorp is terminated, effective immediately
Director,
Human Resources
Re:Reintegrating RL Cues (Score:3, Funny)
Clever, working the "penis and testicles" emoticon into your last sentence, there. Thought no one would notice, did you? You sick bastard.
Re:Shocking! (Score:3, Funny)
You mean being of the first generation to grow up without TymeShare, BBSs and Usenet. One of the neat things about being really young is the illusion that your generation invented everything. (Although this doesn't explain Al Gore)
Re:So? (Score:3, Funny)
oh, wait.
Re:So? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Emotions are not mutually exclusive from work (Score:5, Funny)
The actual death count at Chernobyl was vastly exaggerated by the media
Re:Emotions are not mutually exclusive from work (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Emotions are not mutually exclusive from work (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Emotions are not mutually exclusive from work (Score:5, Funny)
<tone xmlns="http://smileysarebad.com/xsd/tone">
<facetious>Hasn't XML, in its infinite glory in all applications, already given us a method that's a little less lame?</facetious>
</tone>
Re:Emotions are not mutually exclusive from work (Score:3, Funny)
<voice-impression>
<Teal-C>Indeed. Though is it not overly verbose for regular communications, Mr. Mensch?</Teal-C>
</voice-impression>
Re:Shocking! (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Shocking! (Score:4, Funny)
UR RATEZ WENT UP BY 22%!!! ZOMG WTF!!!
ON TEH BRITE SIZE OUR PROFITZ R UP BY 33%!!! LOL!!!
Re:Emotions are not mutually exclusive from work (Score:3, Funny)
You need to be careful how you terminate sentences, quoting etc with emoticons.
That just looked as if you said:
the actual death toll was (thankfully) closer to only a few dozen individuals.
Re:Shocking! (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Emotions are not mutually exclusive from work (Score:1, Funny)
Re:HAHA I HAVE YOU ALL UNDER MY CONTROL NOW! (Score:2, Funny)