Sony Runs Walkman Off Sugar-Based Bio Battery 204
StonyandCher writes "Sony has created a battery that produces electricity by breaking down sugar. The bio cell, which measures 39 millimeters cubed, delivers 50mW — a world record for such a cell, according to the company. 'In the bio cell sugar-digesting enzymes at the anode extract electrons and hydrogen ions from the glucose. The hydrogen ions pass through a membrane separator to the cathode where they absorb oxygen from the air to produce water as a byproduct. The electrons flow around the circuit outside the device producing the electricity needed to power it.'"
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I propose this become the new standard in battery (Score:2, Funny)
This just in HighDefinitionBatteries have been adopted by the biggest battery studios SugarRay is now dead.
Re:And just why won't this work for.... (Score:5, Funny)
Screw that (Score:5, Funny)
Let me be the first to say... (Score:5, Funny)
Oh, great ... (Score:5, Funny)
After months an all-sugar diet, your Walkman becomes obese and sluggish, then you need to give it regular insulin injections, etc.
Big deal (Score:4, Funny)
The New Overlords (Score:4, Funny)
We'll go out not with a bang, or a whimper, but a "shuffle".
Please put all "That's pretty sweet" jokes here. (Score:5, Funny)
Battery Product Name? (Score:5, Funny)
Sony refers to the sugar powered battery as a "Teenager".
Note: Purchasing teenagers is illegal in every country except Saudia Arabia and Nigeria.
sugar? we don't get sugar here... (Score:4, Funny)
also, there's an Obvious Simpsons Reference here which I am too lazy to make.
Homer's theory of Sugar Power (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Please put all "That's pretty sweet" jokes here (Score:5, Funny)
1600 Pensylvania Avenue
Washington DC 20500
ask for "W"
Re:sugar? we don't get sugar here... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Sony batteries (Score:4, Funny)
First a corn shortage, now sugar (Score:3, Funny)
They need to concentrate on getting power out of byproducts like veggie diesel. Now gimme a walkman with a small diesel engine running a small generator and then I'll be happy. Granted i'll have to stand in one place because it'll be too heavy to carry. And my hands will stink after fueling. At least grease doesn't explode to readily.
Hey, here's a question. Would a Vegan drive a volkswagon that runs off of animal fat grease? What a delimma... it's already dead, and it would be 'green.' What about a car that runs off of roadkill. Ok, this is going to be modd'd offtopic
Oblig Dell post (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Screw that (Score:5, Funny)
Re:The New Overlords (Score:4, Funny)
We'll go out not with a bang, or a whimper, but a "shuffle".
Re:Please put all "That's pretty sweet" jokes here (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Screw that (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Battery Product Name? (Score:5, Funny)
Yes, but it's been conclusively determined that you can't get any useful work out of a "Teenager" no matter how much sugar you feet it.
Now if you could harness the power that comes from the laser-like glare of contempt they constantly produce, you could probably power a small town...
High Fructose Corn Syrup (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Screw that (Score:5, Funny)
Argh now I've fallen too.
Re:Sony batteries (Score:5, Funny)
Re:And just why won't this work for.... (Score:3, Funny)
I want to eat candy all day, fuel all my devices with a jack that comes out of my ear, and never get fat.