Bulletproof Tool For Golden Age Browsing? 366
An anonymous reader writes "I work in a retirement/assisted living home. Many of the residents had never used the Internet but really find it fascinating once they are given a little training. However, I've stopped introducing it to them because of the drain it puts on me. There are a million and one things that a computer novice can screw up, and I don't have time to solve all of them. These folks don't need any sophistication. and they need only the most basic options. Adjustable text size would be nice, but otherwise — no email, no word processing or editing, no printing — just Internet browsing. This may not seem like a big market, but it's getting bigger every day! Is there an absolutely fool-proof device that can provide this without requiring virus scanners and constant attention?"
suggestion: (Score:4, Funny)
DSL (Score:4, Funny)
Boot off CD, to RAM if possible, and enjoy the internet.
100% worry free computer usage.
If they want the computer to do more than just the internet, tell
them the instructions are available, on the internet. Have fun.
Write a program tthat browses (Score:5, Funny)
Then they can pass it around, etc. Sort of like bookmark sharing.
Re:Obvious (Score:5, Funny)
Re:DSL (Score:1, Funny)
Just be careful. Some of those grandmother types will wash your mouth out with soap for saying the word "damn."
Re:Turn Off Javascript (Score:5, Funny)
Your post, however, now that's right on the fucking money. He kind of did mention it would severely reduce functionality though. But I like yours better still. A sentence, a sentence fragment and not a singly fucking reinforcing point. Well argued, sir!
Re:Turn Off Javascript (Score:1, Funny)
Now where's my dentures, boy?
(BTW, that was a not half bad troll you did. typing systems, that's a good one.)
The solution has been around for a while (Score:2, Funny)
lynx (Score:5, Funny)
"These folks don't need any sophistication. and they need only the most basic options."
Re:Obvious (Score:3, Funny)
So, you must get so confused when you leave your basement.
Re:Obvious (Score:3, Funny)
Re:suggestion: (Score:4, Funny)
please, pass me the acid.
Re:Turn Off Javascript (Score:2, Funny)
now amplify times old people shakes, not good solution.
Re:Install the Wikipedia search plugin too (Score:3, Funny)
(hey, if Nigerian scams work...)
Re:Turn Off Javascript (Score:2, Funny)
When was the last time you checked on her?