AT&T to Help MPAA Filter the Internet? 219
Save the Internet writes "Ars Technica is reporting that the MPAA is trying to convince major ISPs to do content filtering. Now, merely wanting it is one thing, but the more important point is that 'AT&T has agreed to start filtering content at some mysterious point in the future.' We're left to wonder about the legal implications of that, but given that AT&T already has the ability to wiretap everything for the NSA, it was only a matter of time before they found a way to profit from it, too."
Prepare for boardin' by the MPAA! (Score:5, Funny)
Arr, where isOliver Wendell Jones and his swashbuckling Banana PC when ye need them!
Avast, all the p2p sites need to do is mask the activity by sendin' and receivin' "noise" (content of random or random packets of encoded content with pre-arranged means of embedding send and receive commands, encoded by phrases passed by other means.) Arr, I be reading too many cryptographer tales.
Re:Not surprising (Score:4, Funny)
Aye, the more ye be tightenin' yer grip, MPAA and AT&T, the more p2p content and customers will slip through yer fingars!
arr, wrong idiom!
Oh, good I can sue (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Prepare for boardin' by the MPAA! (Score:5, Funny)
Tomorrow. [wikipedia.org]
Going back to 2.4k dialup (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Not surprising (Score:4, Funny)
There, fixed that for ya.