Gartner Touts Web 2.0, Scoffs At Web 3.0 187
An anonymous reader writes to mention that even though Web 2.0 is just now starting to gain widespread acceptance, there are those who are already trying to hijack the term Web 3.0. According to Gartner, there are quite a few new technologies and incremental modifications to existing Web 2.0 technology, but nothing that could equal the level of fundamental change exhibited by the shift to Web 2.0.
Shif? (Score:2, Funny)
Yes, but... (Score:5, Funny)
Web 2.0? 3.0? (Score:5, Funny)
Not to worry (Score:3, Funny)
Well pity on them, because little to they know that the version numbers for the internet do not increment by one, they double. So the next version will be 4.0.
Re:Shif? (Score:5, Funny)
Or maybe everything old is new again, and it's merely shorthand for the Web.
The meaning of life? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Not to worry (Score:3, Funny)
Well there goes web 0.9.2.1.1 (Score:1, Funny)
Wrong Increment (Score:5, Funny)
Web NT follows 3.0
Web ME will be a more family and consumer friendly web.
Web XP will be the new Experienced Web.
I felt a disturbance in the web, as if a thousand geeks cried, "Don't give them any ideas, you f*&$king moron!
Re:Web 2.0 ? (Score:3, Funny)
It's like .NET, widget, AJAX, and Silverlight...
You aren't supposed to know. That's what makes it so cool! GETIT?!
spoon (Score:5, Funny)
Heck, there isn't even a web 2.0.
blogosphere? (Score:5, Funny)
A Return To Fundamentals (Score:2, Funny)
HTML 3 & 4! CSS? AJAX? RAILS? What is this nonsense? No no, I will take my tables with a hint of information > pretty colors, healthy servings of pure .txt FAQ's within inline Frames, non threatening bullet list navigations in side frames! Max resolutions of 800x600!
/. !!!!!!
GIF over PNG's Guestbook & counters over spamming comment parades
I am General Nitro, Son of Berners-Lee! Join me now and I will advocate for the early release of Mitnik! Web 2.0 will bow down before our glorious empire, and will be subordinates of the House Of
Spiteful? I report, you decide.
Re:Wrong Increment (Score:3, Funny)
Advice: move to an off-grid shack in Montana before anyone has an opportunity to create Goatse Experienced.
Oh. Er. Nevermind, I didn't say anything.
Re:Screw this (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Wrong Increment (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Well there goes web 0.9.2.1.1 (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Yes, but... (Score:3, Funny)
Been to any Web 2.0 sites lately? I don't think we need to wait for Web 4....
Re:Web 2.0 ? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Wrong Increment (Score:2, Funny)
Re:A Return To Fundamentals (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Wrong Increment (Score:2, Funny)