Mom Blasts Ballmer Over Kid's Vista Experience 767
Lucas123 writes "While on stage at a Gartner's ITxpo conference today, Ballmer got an ear-full from the mother of a 13-year-old girl who said after installing Vista on her daughter's computer she decided only two days later to switch back to XP because Vista was so difficult. Ballmer defended Vista saying: 'Your daughter saw a lot of value'; to which the mother replied: 'She's 13.' Ballmer said that Vista is bigger than XP, and 'for some people that's an issue, and it's not going to get smaller in any significant way in SP1. But machines are constantly getting bigger, and [it's] probably important to remember that as well.' Says the mother: 'Good, I'll let you come in and install it for me.'"
funeral's saturday (Score:5, Funny)
Value = Gadgets (Score:5, Funny)
So the "value" that the woman's 13 year-old daughter saw were Vista's gadgets:
I'm glad the end-user is seeing so much value in Vista.
Yikes! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:A lot of value... (Score:5, Funny)
Why I myself am about to ditch OS X in favor of gadget... err Vista.
If you can't see the insurmountable value of gadgets, and that their existence warrants a 7 year development cycle, multiple delays and feature reduction not to mention complete industry IT overhaul and user re-training, then, you sir are not a visionary, and should promptly log out of this site, and clear your history.
Good riddance I say!
Re:+1 Funny (Score:5, Funny)
Re:funeral's saturday (Score:4, Funny)
Re:buy more chairs, Uncle Steve's coming over! (Score:5, Funny)
*click*
OS Wars (Score:4, Funny)
Re:A lot of value... (Score:4, Funny)
Most Secure version of Windows ever? (Score:2, Funny)
Doesn't this mean that the next version of Windows will be less secure than Vista?
Re:A lot of value... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Translated for the Lay (Score:5, Funny)
Translation: "Our Marketting Department spent 5 years changing the specs for the Engineering Department based on focus groups stuffed with hydrocephalic chimpanzees. We gotta get our money back before our stockholders show up with pitchforks & torches and lynch us."
Translation: "Our chimpanze focus groups are fickle as hell and constantly change their minds from minute to minute. This leads to developement team frustration, so we were forced to sedate them. That didn't work so well, so now we're trying lobotomies..."
Translation: "Our developers couldn't keep up with our changing specs. Don't blame us, blame the chimpanzes."
Re:Scary (Score:2, Funny)
It's bloated beyond all reasonability. I don't see why they can't do what works best for them: copy the Mac OS as close as possible without getting sued (exept focus on making it stable) . I try not to hate Microsoft but I'm P.O'd that they would foist this shellac off on us.
Re:Am I reading that right? (Score:1, Funny)
Sensational (Score:2, Funny)
Ballmer: "I love your daughter."
"She's 13," Genovese shot back.
I also think there was something in there about a chair being thrown and how he was going to bury her or ____ her or something.
Uh oh (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Still (Score:5, Funny)
Computers getting bigger? (Score:2, Funny)
But in your case, chairs can always be made bigger although you might want to watch out, you could herniate a disc.
Re:A lot of value... (Score:3, Funny)
I *want* swooshy 3-D graphics stolen directly from OS X!
I *want* the Blue Screen of Death in 5.1 surround-sound!
I *want* to play solitaire on an x86 box that has 8 gigs of RAM and a 200 gig hard drive!
You sir, are an anti-Windite!
mysterious (Score:5, Funny)
Re:A lot of value... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:A lot of value... (Score:1, Funny)
That or Obama, so they can have "Oballmer" signs.
Obligatory Neil Stephenson: (Score:5, Funny)
"With one exception, that is: Linux, which is right next door, and which is not a business at all. It's a bunch of RVs, yurts, tepees, and geodesic domes set up in a field and organized by consensus. The people who live there are making tanks. These are not old-fashioned, cast-iron Soviet tanks; these are more like the M1 tanks of the U.S. Army, made of space-age materials and jammed with sophisticated technology from one end to the other. But they are better than Army tanks. They've been modified in such a way that they never, ever break down, are light and maneuverable enough to use on ordinary streets, and use no more fuel than a subcompact car. These tanks are being cranked out, on the spot, at a terrific pace, and a vast number of them are lined up along the edge of the road with keys in the ignition. Anyone who wants can simply climb into one and drive it away for free."
And:
"The group giving away the free tanks only stays alive because it is staffed by volunteers, who are lined up at the edge of the street with bullhorns, trying to draw customers' attention to this incredible situation. A typical conversation goes something like this:
Hacker with bullhorn: "Save your money! Accept one of our free tanks! It is invulnerable, and can drive across rocks and swamps at ninety miles an hour while getting a hundred miles to the gallon!"
Prospective station wagon buyer: "I know what you say is true...but...er...I don't know how to maintain a tank!"
Bullhorn: "You don't know how to maintain a station wagon either!"
Buyer: "But this dealership has mechanics on staff. If something goes wrong with my station wagon, I can take a day off work, bring it here, and pay them to work on it while I sit in the waiting room for hours, listening to elevator music."
Bullhorn: "But if you accept one of our free tanks we will send volunteers to your house to fix it for free while you sleep!"
Buyer: "Stay away from my house, you freak!"
Bullhorn: "But..."
Buyer: "Can't you see that everyone is buying station wagons?""
Re:Still (Score:5, Funny)
I think I've had enough of Ubuntu. I'm going to try Gentoo next.
Re:A lot of value... (Score:2, Funny)
*hurls tiny, shuriken-like chair at your face*
Re:Still (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Still (Score:5, Funny)
That is, if you know a guy named Mac, otherwise you may need to give her to Mike or John.
Re:Still (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Still (Score:5, Funny)
Interestingly enough, if you install Gentoo it will not only blow up your car but actually build you a new one.
From raw materials.
Make sure you specify USE="steeringwheel trunk windshield". You'll have to wait a while though but it will be worth it. It will rebuild itself every week or so and occasionally change colour for no accountable reason.
After three years you will discover that USE="-clutch" would have been a good idea when it suddenly becomes a manual shift without warning. You should have paid attention to the build logs when emerging --deep --newuse world. Oh, and it goes like stink most of the time. Ok so sometimes you have to fix it yourself by renting a foundry and full workshop and talking to Formula 1 mechanics but hey, this is a ~x86 car.
Re:Obligatory Neil Stephenson: (Score:4, Funny)
Re:+1 Funny (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Still (Score:5, Funny)
There are two fatal blunders a man can make:
1. Never start a land war in Asia
2. Never try to divorce a divorce lawyer
Re:Still (Score:5, Funny)
Re:+1 Funny (Score:3, Funny)
Yeah, but if you're running a support site for Vista you'd expect the stats to be skewed. It'd probably be even higher if most of the users didn't have to revert back to XP to be able to connect to your website at all.
(Joke, but it illustrates the value of such anecdotes.)
Re:+1 Funny (Score:5, Funny)
Mrs. Ballmer: Stevie! Stevie! Your operating system SUCKS! I'm going to F***ing KILL YOU! (Throws chair)
Steve: Mooooom! I'm doing a THING right now! Can't this wait? I'm going to F***ing KILL YOU! (Throws chair)
Mrs. Ballmer: No! It's too big and it's bloated and it SUCKS! I'm going to F***ing KILL YOU! (Throws chair)
Steve: FINE! I'll send someone over to install it for you! I'm going to F***ing KILL YOU! (Throws chair)
Mrs. Ballmer: Fine, honey! Will you be coming over tonight? I'm making spaghetti! I'm going to F***ing KILL YOU! (Throws chair)
Steve: Ooh! I love your spaghetti! I'll be over around 7! I'm going to F***ing KILL YOU! (Throws chair)
Mrs. Ballmer: Wonderful! We'll see you there! I'm going to F***ing KILL YOU! (Throws chair)(Exits)
Re:Still (Score:4, Funny)
~S
Re:+1 Funny (Score:4, Funny)
Vista actually is the greatest OS ever, if you choose the definition where greatest means largest.
Re:Still (Score:3, Funny)
There, fixed that for ya.
Re:Still (Score:3, Funny)
Wow! A recursive Freudian slip!
Re:Still (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Still (Score:3, Funny)
Have you tried giving her back?
This might keep her from complaining to you about her computer.
Re:Still (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Why I am a (Mac/Linux/Fill-in-the-Blank) user (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Still (Score:2, Funny)
Re:A lot of value... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Still (Score:3, Funny)
"It is HIGHLY RECOMMENDED that you call 555-8475 and tell the person you're going to tell the cops about his operation, and provide your address."
hmm...
*** One week later ***
"Dude, you're a fucking asshole. You called up a drug dealer while installing Ubuntu, threatened to narc, told him your address, nearly got killed, then mouthed off at the forum when someone suggested using the CD burner at the US embassy in Columbia?"
Re:+1 Funny (Score:2, Funny)
I'm speechless...
More people should speak up (Score:2, Funny)
Or are all the anti-Microsoft people precautionally tasered before the conference?
getting bigger (Score:5, Funny)
Much like Ballmer himself.