Computer Software to Predict the Unpredictable 287
Amigan writes "Professor Jerzy Rozenblit at the University of Arizona was awarded $2.2Million to develop software to predict the unpredictable — specifically relating to volatile political and military situations." From the article:
"The software will predict the actions of paramilitary groups, ethnic factions, terrorists and criminal groups, while aiding commanders in devising strategies for stabilizing areas before, during and after conflicts.
It also will have many civilian applications in finance, law enforcement, epidemiology and the aftermath of natural disasters, such as hurricane Katrina."
computer? (Score:5, Funny)
Well... (Score:5, Funny)
It's A TRAP! (Score:5, Funny)
They come right out and say it...
Re:computer? (Score:5, Funny)
Reason (Score:5, Funny)
New York: Simon and Schuster, 1987.
Sunny and mild (Score:1, Funny)
Okay, sunny and mild. Now you hold up your end of the deal.
What?! You said nothing about accuracy...
We will finally know... (Score:5, Funny)
..when Duke Nukem Forever will be released.
And to be honest, this alone is worth the expense.
If the prediction is wrong, whose fault is it? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Can it predict the weather six months out? (Score:5, Funny)
Of course it can--did you even read the link?
It will just take about six months to calculate the result.
The Chinese plan... (Score:5, Funny)
Cease and Desist Order (Score:4, Funny)
Be advised the Foundation has Patents covering the areas of study and interest.
H. Seldon
I for one... (Score:5, Funny)
What a waste of 2 million bucks.
Stability (Score:3, Funny)
It'll have great military applications (Score:5, Funny)
General: OK Major, lets see what this pile of junk has to say for itself
Major: It says that we can overcome all undesirable outcomes by sending in CL22 using a classic scissor movement.
General: Let me see that! How did the computer even know about CL22, our crack regiment of killer circus clowns! That's amazing!
Major: There's more sir. It also talks about project CC.
General: Project CC! The stealth car capable of carrying thousands of CL22 troops in a vehicle the same size as Robin Reliant? How did the computer even know about that project, it's only been discussed between myself and my 2 year old daughter!
Major: This program is amazing sir. Have another star.
Re:computer? (Score:2, Funny)
You could do it with a switch:
switch (case)
{
default:
fireAtWill();
}
Re:It's A TRAP! (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Cease and Desist Order (Score:2, Funny)
I knew you'd say that.
J. Rozenblit