Google to Offer Online Personal Health Records 242
hhavensteincw writes "Less than two weeks after Microsoft announced plans to offer personal health records, Google announced today that it plans to offer online personal health records to help patients tote and store their own x-rays and other health data. Google made the announcement Wednesday at the Web 2.0 Summit in San Francisco."
Re:MS Pulled an apple (Score:1, Funny)
Just think... (Score:4, Funny)
Ob quote! (Score:5, Funny)
Doc: Do you always carry your medical record around with you?
Dalton: Saves time.
Now, if only we could have a story that I could relate the sex scene in the back room of the bar to. "But I'm on my break!"
Imagine... (Score:1, Funny)
Bad News (Score:3, Funny)
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Good on Google.. (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Data mining (Score:4, Funny)
Somehow, all I can think of is more targeted ads for Viagra instead.
Re:Translation (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Translation (Score:3, Funny)
http://www.flickr.com/photos/thevoyagers/518750492/ [flickr.com]
Re:Just think... (Score:1, Funny)
New Google ads (Score:4, Funny)
Gambler demographic: You seem to be having some broken kneecaps. Would you like to buy the book '12 easy tips on how to repay your 30% loans before the end of the week, guaranteed'?
Soccer mom demographic: You seem to be having a broken hipbone. Would you like to buy the book '12 easy excuses to tell your husband when your secret lover is too rough in bed'?
School nerd demographic: You seem to be having a broken finger. Would you like to buy the book '12 easy ways to teach your football team a lesson they'll remember for a long time'?
Protester demographic: You seem to be having a broken arm. Would you like to buy the book '12 easy ways to taunt the cops safely in any street march'?
Soldier demographic: You seem to be having a broken foot. Would you like to buy the book '12 easy ways to break doors in during house to house combat'?
Re:Translation (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Dear Google, dear Microsoft, (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Decisions, decisions... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Translation (Score:3, Funny)
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=Where+are+my+keys%3F&btnG=Google+Search [google.com]
returns:
Results 1 - 10 of about 509,000,000 for Where are my keys?
Are you really telling me there are 509,000,000 places they can be? Sounds like you will be searching for a while there...
Re:Translation (Score:5, Funny)
You don't need to track your wife...
she's at my place.
Re:Translation (Score:5, Funny)
You don't need to track your wife... she's at my place.
I know. Gives me more time to spend with my girlfriends.
Re:Translation (Score:1, Funny)
Actually, "Ed", you Googled for 'anal lube', not anal warts.