Little Old Lady Hammers Comcast 416
WheezyJoe writes "The Washington Post reports that a little old lady took a hammer to Comcast.
Apparently fed up with the lousy service she received from a botched Comcast installation of "triple-play", and a completely humiliating experience at a customer service center, 75-year-old Mona "The Hammer" Shaw took her claw hammer back to the customer service center and bludgeoned the office equipment into tiny plastic pieces."
Dear Mona (Score:5, Funny)
"I can't decide whether you shoud live or die..." (Score:5, Funny)
I can't figure out whether I want to go out and smash office equipment with a hammer, or I want this woman to come in and smash my office equipment with a hammer.
Which end of this fight is the right end? I CAN'T DECIDE!!
The greatest story ever written (Score:4, Funny)
coincidence. (Score:4, Funny)
Funny story, Tom Delay got his nickname [amazon.com] the same way.
Oh hammer... (Score:5, Funny)
Well she IS 75 (Score:5, Funny)
She's rather old, so I guess the office equipment was easier for her to catch than the employees.
STOP (Score:5, Funny)
(now discussion can continue as normal.)
Re:Comcast Is Deluded (Score:5, Funny)
There's an old joke:
Two guys are out camping... Suddenly they hear the sounds of a tiger outside their tent.
The two guys look at each other.
One man starts putting his running shoes on.
Despite the situation, his friend starts chuckling at him. "What are you thinking? You can't outrun a tiger!"
The man looks back at his friend and says, "I don't have to outrun... the tiger."
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Like you say. Comcast doesn't have to be the best. They just have to outrace Direct TV and Dish Network.
Re:Oh hammer... (Score:5, Funny)
All tools are hammers except chisels which are screwdrivers.
Mona's Old Claw Hammer (Score:5, Funny)
Bringing TV to the home
Late nights all alone with the boob tube
Ohh-oh-oh-oh...
Mona shaw is getting really raw
and calls them on the phone
"can you fix my cable you
I-dee-ots?"
But she's getting nowhere
so she takes her hammer there...
Bang, bang, Mona's old claw hammer
Came down upon their stuff
Bang, bang, Mona's old claw hammer
Made their office look real rough
That's not all... (Score:5, Funny)
Tiger (Score:5, Funny)
The Elderly (Score:4, Funny)
CANT TOUCH THIS! (Score:2, Funny)
Re:I'm entirely happy with Comcast. (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Well she IS 75 (Score:5, Funny)
I for one welcome our hammer wielding little old overladies.
Reminds me of a joke (Score:5, Funny)
I see this coming... (Score:5, Funny)
Just imagine!
Re:Comcast Is Deluded (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Comcast Is Deluded (Score:2, Funny)
Two guys are out camping... During the night, one of them hears something and asks the other one :
- Are you masturbating ???
- Yes
- Please could you do this with your own cock ?
Yes but.... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Oh hammer... (Score:2, Funny)
If all you have is a hammer, every problem starts to look like a messiah.
Re:Comcast Is Deluded (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Local Comcast office vs. Post Office (Score:4, Funny)
That's nothing! (Score:3, Funny)
A couple weeks ago, in the middle of the afternoon, my internet connection started crapping all sorts of madness. Disconnecting constantly, poor throughput... I thought maybe the line was really noisy or something, so I pick up the phone... No dial tone.
It took a couple hours to piece together some of the information in my head. Hearing someone say something about cable while standing outside a new tenant's apartment across the hall, and later going to the top of the stairs and coming back down. (The box where all our phonelines come in is on the third floor, at the top of the stairs)
With this information, I go up and check the box... It's closed. I take the screw out and open it, the clasp that holds everything down in one of the blocks pops open on its own... Closer inspection reveals a broken retaining tab. (Later found on the floor.) One cordless phone handset, and a little wiggling of wirey bits later, I am able to determine that this unmarked and now quite fscked connection is my line. So I taped the clasp down with some gaffer's tape, taped a little ball of tape to the back so the door puts pressure on it, marked the thing correctly, and wandered back to my apartment grumbling about how it shouldn't be illegal to light stupid people on fire.
After talking to the new tenant, he confirmed that the Comcast technician said he had to make sure there was a phone line (wtf?!), and did in fact go play about in the box.
Re:Mona's Old Claw Hammer (Score:5, Funny)
Comcast would be running
Comcast would be screaming
All over this land
I'd hammer their servers
I'd hammer their call desk
I'd hammer their bullshit-filled customer service
All over this land
If I had an Uzi....
(with my apologies to Pete Seeger and Lee Hays [wikipedia.org])
Re:That's not all... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:The Solution is Clear. (Score:5, Funny)