Verizon Offers 20/20 Symmetrical FiOS Service 375
BlueMerle writes with news that Verizon is offering 20 Mbps symmetrical service for current FiOS customers in NY, CT, and NJ. It will cost $65 a month. Cable companies aren't in a position to match this capability.
One word: (Score:3, Funny)
Availability (Score:2, Funny)
Obligatory AYBABTU reference (Score:5, Funny)
MPAA/RIAA: What happen ?
Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bittorrent.
Operator: We get signal.
MPAA/RIAA: What!
Operator: Main screen turn on.
MPAA/RIAA: It's you!!
Pirate: How are you gentlemen!!
Pirate: All your files are belong to us.
Pirate: You are on the way to distribution.
MPAA/RIAA: What you say!!
Pirate: You have no chance to stay in business make your time.
Pirate: Ha Ha Ha Ha
Operator: Mafiaa!!
MPAA/RIAA: Take off every 'LAWYER'!!
MPAA/RIAA: You know what you doing.
MPAA/RIAA: Move 'LAWYER'.
MPAA/RIAA: For great suits and settlements.
Re:No love for Socal? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Heh (Score:3, Funny)
Do you hear that Charter? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Availability (Score:5, Funny)
Knowing the average slashdot user, it's probably because you requested the "Twenty-twenty symmetrical fiber optics to the premises internet service." Next time, just ask for the "really, really, really fast internet. Please."
Re:Sigh... (Score:5, Funny)
Shit, man - print tickets, throw up some chainlink, projector that stuf on the side of the barn, put on a t-shirt that says "No Head - No Backstage" and go nuts...
Verizon? (Score:5, Funny)
I doubt Verizon really is either, but it sure sounds good.
Re:No love for Socal? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:No love for Socal? (Score:2, Funny)
Well, I know for a fact that he has, so any point that you were trying to make is nullified.
Re:Availability (Score:5, Funny)
VerizonOperator: Sorry, we don't offer vision plans sir.
Re:20 Mbps (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Availability (Score:3, Funny)
Enough for everone (Score:2, Funny)
Re:20 Mbits is fine, but the backbone needs updati (Score:2, Funny)
Al Gore is on the line, he wants to talk to you.
Re:Heh (Score:2, Funny)
hey, the 1990s called again, and they wanted back their joke about calls from a previous decade.
Re:Obligatory AYBABTU reference (Score:3, Funny)
I really wish people would stop calling every random funny thing obligatory...
On Slashdot, applying impact incentive to deceased equines is always obligatory.