Command Line Life Partner Wanted 503
emj writes "Craiglist offers an interesting approach to finding a life partner , summmary: "There is a sad truth to the world today. I am part of a dying breed of people known as "shell users." ... Because there are fewer and fewer of us, I must help keep our lineage alive. I am looking for someone to help me do this. I need a woman (obviously) who is willing to raise a child with me in the method of Unix."."
hmmm... (Score:5, Funny)
Unichs? (Score:5, Funny)
One things for sure (Score:5, Funny)
How they make children (Score:5, Funny)
Look for an OS X woman (Score:1, Funny)
A UNIX relationship... (Score:5, Funny)
Hey baby... (Score:4, Funny)
Bah! (Score:3, Funny)
(what is this "mating" thing you speak of? It sounds as messy and inelegant as Visual Basic. Yuck).
(come to think of it, this may explain why there are so few shell users left...)
Re:Unichs? (Score:5, Funny)
No graphical interface ... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:hmmm... (Score:5, Funny)
*Sniff*
Don't live in the dark ages! (Score:0, Funny)
You need the outlook to connect in with the mass of email flowing around us every day. And then there is document collaboration - the sharing of Wordfiles and Excels between users across state boundries! Voice over IP, internet enabled 'surface' computing, and voice command interfaces - all tied together with
The driving force behind this internet is the Microsoft Sharepoint Server - a central peice of systems software which connects all the send points together, in a synergistic kaleidoscope that achieves both balance and symmetry.
The smart Vendors know that in order to get ahead in the future IT,that means integrating with the internet.
And so, we will see more and vendors of the Linux remit their legalobligations to Microsoft, and then benefit by getting on board the
sex in the command line (Score:2, Funny)
He almost had me going... (Score:5, Funny)
Seriously though, I'd love to see the look on two girls' faces when this guy says, "Sorry ladies, I'm looking for a vi user, and you two look like you can't even use Word."
Re:hmmm... (Score:5, Funny)
1256 pictures found.
What a poser (Score:5, Funny)
Re:How they make children (Score:5, Funny)
Re:How they make children (Score:5, Funny)
Re:How they make children (Score:5, Funny)
who && gawk && uname && talk && date && wine && touch && unzip && strip && touch && finger && mount && fsck && more && yes; yes; more; yes; umount && make clean && sleep
See, that's just laziness. What about parallel threads, exception handling, and race conditions? ;)
Re:hmmm... (Score:5, Funny)
*error insufficient memory
I only see one problem... (Score:5, Funny)
Intelligent atheist white man seeks sweetie (Score:5, Funny)
Re:He almost had me going... (Score:3, Funny)
If he finds such a woman... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:his kids will tame him or suffer (Score:5, Funny)
kill() (Score:2, Funny)
...and "tail" (Score:5, Funny)
Re:How they make children (Score:1, Funny)
It's all the same color where it matters, you insensitive clod!
Re:How they make children (Score:5, Funny)
How can you post something like that on MLK day?
(I expect at least one mod point for not forcing a really clunky "I have a d-ram" joke...)
Re:hmmm... (Score:5, Funny)
Segmentation fault (core dumped)
Re:hmmm... (Score:5, Funny)
Your mom
Re:his kids will tame him or suffer (Score:1, Funny)
Re:How they make children (Score:5, Funny)
ONE child? (Score:5, Funny)
One child can read and write.
One child can do math.
One child knows how to operate a car.
And so on.
Then, in order to do anything useful he pipes together the children. That's the proper Unix way of founding a family.
How this could end up... (Score:5, Funny)
Reading configuration from ~/.sorc...
Welcome to GNU Significant Other! It's Monday, January 21, 2008:
-- It is trash night.
-- It is recycling night.
-- Fault in dishwasher water supply was detected on 1/19/2008. Please address by 1/23/2008
-- "Poker Night" appointment in calendar observed. This conflicts with "Movie with kids"
-- Snow is predicted tomorrow during the evening. Please ready sho
^Z
[1]+ Stopped ./significant-other
[daleg@home]~$
I can just hear it now! (Score:5, Funny)
Dad: What is it son?
Son: Well, ever since I was young I knew I was different... Not like the other boy you wanted me to play with and...
Dad: Billy? Are you telling us you're gay?
Son: No! Not that dad...
Dad: Well son what is it?
Son: I've been dual booting XP for weeks now! I want to use a GUI!
Dad: WHAT?!! I have no son!
Re:hmmm... (Score:5, Funny)
No manual entry for woman
Which makes me wonder if the shell requirement is solely so he can make a Cron job and have automated entry?
Re:hmmm... (Score:1, Funny)
man woman
Segmentation fault (core dumped)
Re: Good at only one thing (Score:4, Funny)
You would need a whole team of children to operate a car, and even then you should avoid "race conditions"!
Sid, Is that you? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:How this could end up... (Score:5, Funny)
[1]+ Killed
[reiser@home]~$ _
Re:No graphical interface ... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Unichs? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:hmmm... (Score:5, Funny)
Try
Feminist Unix command (Score:5, Funny)
Command Line Users: The new Amish? (Score:5, Funny)
Two Girls... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:No graphical interface ... (Score:5, Funny)
Yeah, it's character based.
Re:hmmm... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:hmmm... (Score:5, Funny)
% man woman
No manual entry for woman
Re:hmmm... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:hmmm... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:hmmm... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:How they make children (Score:2, Funny)
That's is what her sister, Amanda, is for.
Re:hmmm... (Score:3, Funny)
Layne
Re:Obvious Fake (Score:5, Funny)
Re:How they make children (Score:2, Funny)
Re:his kids will tame him or suffer (Score:3, Funny)
Re:hmmm... (Score:5, Funny)
I find a textual representation to be much more accurate and efficient. Certainly much easier to write an efficient parser for text than for a picture.
Re:How they make children (Score:1, Funny)
Re:hmmm... (Score:1, Funny)
Textual representation? I assume you're talking about ASCII art, rather than porn stories. Let's write a software for creating animated ASCII arts. I will supervise, you code. GO.
Re:Obvious Fake (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Could be hard to procreate using the Unix cmdli (Score:2, Funny)
Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.
% sleep with me
bad character
% man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.
From gnu.org.
Re:How they make children (Score:3, Funny)
SUDO (Score:2, Funny)
"Make me a sandwich."
"What? Make your own sandwich."
"Sudo Make me a sandwich."
"Ok"
Re:hmmm... Doesn't matter to them... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Unichs? (Score:2, Funny)
wooooOOOOssshhSSSHHH
Hear that sound? It's the sound of Godwin's law getting closer and closer
Re:hmmm... (Score:2, Funny)
So what are you saying, women can only be in the home? You can't be a working woman? Women shouldn't be paid? Women are inferior?
You should be ashamed.
Re:hmmm... (Score:2, Funny)
He had me at vi... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:hmmm... (Score:3, Funny)
grep -r -i "${PATTERN}" ${SOMEPATH}
Re:Vista has a great command prompt (Score:4, Funny)
Correction on the find. (Score:3, Funny)
Something they won't say... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:MOD PARENT DOWN (Score:3, Funny)
Linux sex (Score:5, Funny)
gawk; chat; look; nice; date; wine; grep; touch; play; unzip; strip; touch; expand; screen; finger; screen; latex; tangle; mount; fsck; more; yes; yes; yes; yes; screen; yes; yes; yes; more; yes; yes; umount; sleep
Re:Geek Dating Service ... Requirements? (Score:4, Funny)
* Women
This will be the toughest feature to implement.
Re:hmmm... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:hmmm... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:hmmm... (Score:4, Funny)
There, fixed that for you.
Re:hmmm... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:hmmm... (Score:5, Funny)
no target to make love
this is... (Score:3, Funny)
I'm sorry, but this is the stupidest thing I have ever seen. Wanting more people to use the command line is not a suitable justification for bringing a new human being into the world. It certainly is not the basis for a healthy relationship.
It's true that all sorts of people who aren't qualified to reproduce do so anyway. Just be aware that you are in that group.
Also, no, just knowing what KSH is doesn't guarantee you have prime genetic material.
Re:Unichs? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:"dying breed"? (Score:3, Funny)
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