Windows XP Update Library On a CD 166
KrispyKofta sends us to APC Magazine for a writeup on Project Dakota, a one-man effort to provide all Windows XP SP2 updates on one downloadable CD. It's poor man's XP SP3, but even when SP3 is out, the project will continue to offer a CD that will install all patches offline. "When was the last time you installed a fresh copy of Windows XP SP2? The process is still straightforward and relatively quick... but then you think 'I'll just make sure the patches are up to date,' and proceed to stare in horror at the 100+ security updates and critical fixes that Windows Update or WSUS demands you install. And it takes forever. A better option which we've just discovered is the innovative work of Alek Patsouris... it's a self-contained boot CD which contains all the necessary updates to automatically patch a Windows XP SP2 system with all the patches available at the CD's build time."
Anyone have a torrent? (Score:5, Funny)
:O (Score:2, Funny)
Once CD that patches Windows? (Score:1, Funny)
"The Dakota Project" (Score:5, Funny)
"A one-man effort to provide all Windows XP SP2 updates on one downloadable CD."
With:
Bruce Willis as The Architect
Jennifer Lopez as Dakota
Will Smith as Bill Gates
and I'm waiting for this one to get forked... (Score:5, Funny)
also starring... (Score:3, Funny)
the Evil Monkey [google.com] as Steve Ballmer
Re:Once CD that patches Windows? (Score:3, Funny)
... then all you'll need is a patch [linuxmint.com] for Ubuntu and another patch [kde.org] for Gnome.
Re:nLite (Score:1, Funny)