SCO Goes Private With $100 Million Backing 411
AmIAnAi writes "Just when you thought it was all over, the SCO story takes a new twist. SCO has received $100 million financing from Stephen Norris Capital Partners to get them out of Chapter 11 and go private 'The move gives Stephen Norris, whose namesake founder was a co-founder of private equity giant The Carlyle Group, a controlling interest in SCO, which now has a platform to continue its court battle with Novell Inc. over royalties from the Unix server operating system, SCO's main business ... According to a statement from the company, SNCP already has a business plan for SCO that includes pursuing its legal claims.'"
damn Damn DAMN! (Score:5, Funny)
Man oh man...
This news completely ruins my day.
I just know that tonight while my lady is receiving the annual ~Valentine Fisting~ my mind will be on SCO and their ridiculous lawsuits, not on the work at hand. She'll know something is bugging me, get pissed off and make me stop. I'll have KY to my elbows for nothing.
Thanks SCO.
Yikes (Score:3, Funny)
Obligatory (Score:5, Funny)
Step 1. Pile money onto a sinking ship
Step 2. ???
Step 3. Profit!
I have a very poor financial outlook for the near future, why can't somebody give me $100 million? Hell, I'll use that to make legal claims about somebody else's IP! I can probably even develop an operating system nobody in their right mind would use.
Norris? (Score:5, Funny)
I'm glad it's just *Stephen* Norris.
$100 Million (Score:5, Funny)
* Taking a beating in court.
* Its only valid business is a dying operating system.
* Your customers and pretty the entire tech industry hates you.
* The company is in chapter 11.
* The company has a negative cash flow.
* The judge in your case appears to hate you because of your court practices.
* I hate you.
Yeah, lets throw $100 million at them...
Oh good (Score:5, Funny)
oblig (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Look for more Microsoft money behind (Score:2, Funny)
Y'know, this is the first time I wish Slashdot was more like fark, so I could post that pic of the guy saying "Aw geez, not this shit again!"
Re:Brilliant! (Score:5, Funny)
bad slasher flick (Score:5, Funny)
Only thing left... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Look for more Microsoft money behind (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Calm down, everyone (Score:1, Funny)
I should be obvious: PJ is back-stopping it to keep the gravy train rolling.
Norris won't sue Novell or IBM (Score:5, Funny)
Re:damn Damn DAMN! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Wrong. That's the Bushes behind that move. (Score:5, Funny)
The presidents are toast.
Re:Brilliant! (Score:3, Funny)
SCO Sitcom (Score:5, Funny)
This week on SCO
Novel "oh my god!, Im sure I killed him"
SCO "Im baaaaack and I have 100 million dollars"
Red Hat "what crack monkey gave him money ?"
Re:Look for more Microsoft money behind (Score:5, Funny)
http://www.afunnystuff.com/pictures/Forum-pics/Aw-jeez-not-this-shit-again.html [afunnystuff.com]
I also think this one is appropriate:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v694/unclespellbinder/Animated/beating-a-dead-horse.gif [photobucket.com]
Re:Norris won't sue Novell or IBM (Score:3, Funny)
Re:SCO Sitcom (Score:5, Funny)
IBM "Im going to fist you till you scream Oracle"
Oracle "your disgusting, say you truly want me again that turns me on"
IBM "I....."
[PAUSE]
Oracle "whats wrong ?"
IBM "I just felt a stirring in the source.... almost like millions of programmers said WTF!!"
Re:Obligatory (Score:3, Funny)
Step 2. ???
Step 3. Profit!
Re:Brilliant! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Wrong. That's the Bushes behind that move. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:It gets better (Score:5, Funny)
When I read such statements, I seriously consider stopping reading
A life of yatches, women, Lamborghinis, women, gulfstream jets, women, casinos and women is already hard enough without seeing such kind of king.
Re:It gets better (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Irrational exuberance... or? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Wrong. That's the Bushes behind that move. (Score:5, Funny)
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Re:Calm down, everyone (Score:3, Funny)
As much as I would like to believe that IBM had altruistic interests in taking this to court, I find that hard to believe. First of all that is a hard sell to the board of directors. More importantly though is the fact that IBM did not want to set a precedent of buying up companies that sue them. In fact, I would go so far as to say that IBM went to court simply to give any other company considering this tactic a reason to not proceed. There is a reason that IBM's lawyers are referred to as the Nazgul. [wikipedia.org]
I was startled to hear the thundering of hooves. Having lived near Armonk, NY all my life, I had never heard such a sound before.
"What is that horrible sound?"
"That is the sound of the Black Steeds riding west from Armonk."
"The Black Steeds?"
"The Nazgul. They once were men. Now they are neither dead nor alive. They are IBM's attorneys."
Re:Wrong. That's the Bushes behind that move. (Score:4, Funny)
Thank you dear sir for the shower of soda.
Yours Truly,
pionzyphers keyboard.
Re:Brilliant! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Look for more Microsoft money behind (Score:5, Funny)
Works for me. (Score:1, Funny)