Gates Explains Microsoft's Need for Yahoo 271
eldavojohn writes "Perhaps it's obvious to you and perhaps you'll be pleasantly surprised by his answer but Gates revealed to CNet why Microsoft needs Yahoo. From his response, "We have a strategy for competing in the search space that Google dominates today, that we'll pursue that we had before we made the Yahoo offer, and that we can pursue without that. It involves breakthrough engineering. We think that the combination with Yahoo would accelerate things in a very exciting way, because they do have great engineers, they have done a lot of great work. So, if you combine their work and our work, the speed at which you can innovate and get things done is just dramatically more rapid. So, it's really about the people there that want to join in and create a better search, better portal for a very broad set of customers. That's the vision that's behind saying, hey, wouldn't this be a great combination.""
Breakthrough Engineering? (Score:2, Funny)
Translation: (Score:5, Funny)
Gates Explain's Microsoft's Need for Yahoo (Score:5, Funny)
Or why not... (Score:2, Funny)
And here I thought... (Score:5, Funny)
To Bill Gates (Score:5, Funny)
First, Take a look at http://www.eep.com/merchant/newsite/samples/ee/ee0801.htm [eep.com], for "Why Most Mergers Fail".
Next, take a look at press releases involving mergers in financial and industrial companies.
Note, how there is highest emphasis on cost savings, and very little mention of ideals and NEW business strategy after the merger.
Lastly, the kind of "merger" you are suggesting is typically done as a buyout of a small company by a much larger company.
See! This is what happens if you drop out of Business School.
For just a 0.1% Fee based on the deal value, I can help provide further advice.
Good Luck!
Re:Brute force and ignorance (Score:5, Funny)
But you're so wrong! (Score:3, Funny)
Comes from great minds (Score:4, Funny)
Re:But you're so wrong! (Score:4, Funny)
Re:what about marketshare? (Score:5, Funny)
And combined accelerate double the speed rapid faster.
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Re:Brute force and ignorance (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Brute force and ignorance (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Comes from great minds (Score:3, Funny)
"Hey! I got some of my 'sucks' on your 'blows'!"
"I got some of my 'blows' on your 'sucks'!"
"You know, combining 'sucks' and 'blows' is a great taste!"
Re:Um, didn't Gates quit? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:what about marketshare? (Score:3, Funny)
I like to add: Dear aunt, let's set so double the killer delete select all.
Re:Um, didn't Gates quit? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:"because they do have great engineers" (Score:5, Funny)
DEVELOPERS!
it is, for the uninformed AC
Re:Translation: (Score:3, Funny)
From the simpsons archive:
% Homer and Marge quietly discuss this proposal.
Homer: I reluctantly accept your proposal!
Bill Gates: Well everyone always does. Buy 'em out, boys! [Gates' lackeys trash the room.]
Homer: Hey, what the hell's going on!
Bill Gates: Oh, I didn't get rich by writing a lot of checks! [insane laughter]
Re:Brute force and ignorance (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Brute force and ignorance (Score:2, Funny)
Quick summary (Score:2, Funny)
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Re:Brute force and ignorance (Score:1, Funny)
If you really want a headache try studying Cantor's theorem of the cardinality of shitloads.