Vaporware - the Tech That Never Was 192
An anonymous reader writes "CNet has published an incredibly detailed look at the most critical examples of vaporware ever seen in the tech sector. We're familiar with Wired's yearly round-ups, but this decades-long retrospective look at the most promising of all technologies that never saw the light of day, holds some fascinating technology I've never even heard of, including the wonderfully-named three-dimensional atomic holographic optical data storage nanotechnology. 'Continual delays, setbacks and excuses are the calling cards of a product that becomes vapourware. Windows Vista ran the risk of joining the club, and the terrific multiplayer first-person shooter Team Fortress 2 was in production for almost a decade before it was released in 2007. Devoted TF fans feared it would become a distinguished entrant in the who's who of vapourware. You might say Google Mail is in the running, having been in beta since 2004.'"
Not so much vapourware... (Score:5, Funny)
I still remember the huge disappointment at trying my first VR system in some crappy French arcade years after that...instead of bouncing bitmaps, it was no more than maybe 20 untextured polygons being rendered before my eyes on a headset big & heavy enough to crush a small mammal. Yeah ok, so I could look around, but at a glorious 15 FPS I got sick after about 2 minutes and probably would've come face-to-face with my breakfast for the 2nd time that day had the credit not have run out due to the fact I didn't know what the I was supposed to be doing (bitch slapping the "evil plain-red polygon" with the mechanical wand one presumed).
My question really is; has has gaming tech progressed any further in this area? Rare is the occasion I see anything remotely VR anywhere now, (apparently, even the French have given up on it - a sure sign it's a shit idea), and yet still I would love to fulfil my childhood dreams of running care-free through a futuristic sci-fi world with a Big Fuckoff LaserGun (tm)....in a virtual reality, not in my bedroom.
Re:Not so much vapourware... (Score:1, Funny)
That's why I'm keeping my eye on it. You know, I'm just hanging out waitng for some "interesting technological developments."
Obligatory tag missing... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Without even looking... (Score:4, Funny)
2) Room-temperature Superconductor
3) Human exploration/Colonization of interplanetary space
4) Faster-than-light space travel
5) Humanlike AI
6) World Peace
Re:Without even looking... (Score:5, Funny)
The Second Coming of Jesus Christ is clearly the most significant vapor promise that never got delivered. The marketing organization has been promoting it for almost two thousand years and they still haven't delivered.
Q-Trax = Monty Python Cheese Shop (Score:3, Funny)
At the time I equated the Q-Trax experience to Mr Wensleydale's cheese emporium in the famous monty python sketch.
http://snm.imeem.com/blogs/2008/01/30/oF1HiZ3f/monty_python_vs_qtrax [imeem.com]
(slashdot won't let me post it since it ends up with too few characters per line....)
Re:Google Mail (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Old vaporware (Score:5, Funny)
Vaporware? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Not so much vapourware... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Google Mail (Score:2, Funny)
Crazy.
Re:Scratch-proof coating (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Without even looking... (Score:4, Funny)
(And no, Jesus wasn't it, since he didn't actually do what the Jews' messiah was supposed to do. Then again, I guess it wouldn't be the first time when the actual released product doesn't even resemble what the marketing hype told you to expect;)
Re:Google Mail (Score:4, Funny)
Alpha Release - Unfinished software submitted for Internal testing. In other words, the bugs are going to be so bad that only people who have signed non-disclosure agreements are allowed to see them. Alpha is code-speak for "It doesn't work."
Beta Release - Unfinished software submitted to torture those outside the company. In other words, the bugs are ones we can either cover up, or actually admit to. Beta is code-speak for "It STILL doesn't work."
Re:Old vaporware (Score:5, Funny)
Must... resist... making jokes... about... back doors...
Re:Without even looking... (Score:-1, Funny)
Hay-Soos
Re:Oh, come on. GMail? (Score:2, Funny)