DARPA Chief Outlines Array of Future Projects

coondoggie writes to tell us that DARPA announced a wide array of new projects in a report to the House Armed Services Committee that they will be funding in the near future. "everything from advanced network and communications implementations to powerful laser and unmanned aircraft development as well as developing techniques to help military personnel survive myriad dangerous situations"

He forgot to mention...

[uxbn_kuribo]

Where is the DARPA Chief's pet project, Code Name... Metal Gear?

Re:Forget that crap

[Foobar of Borg]

But they're cool, and that's the important thing. And think of the merchandising!

DARPA the breakfast cereal!
DARPA the toilet paper!
DARPA the flamethrower! (the kids love this one)

Re:Future projects

[turing_m]

"To be fair, it should be noted that the programs will be effective against foreign OR domestic brown people."

Brown... absorbs heat... hmmm. I haven't RTFA, but I'm picturing some sort of giant magnifying glass. Was I close?