Vista Service Pack 1 Is Out 383
superglaze writes "What's to say? After much prevaricating and slipping out then pulling back, the first service pack for Windows Vista has actually been released. It's available for download now via Microsoft's sites, with an auto-update rollout scheduled for next month, and it should hit Amazon's virtual shelves on Wednesday."
"Clippy" is back . . . (Score:5, Funny)
Um. Seriously. I'm glad there's a service pack out. But I'm going to wait a few weeks and see if it causes USB drives to melt, or sends your life history to the Ministry of Total Information Awareness.
hmm... (Score:5, Funny)
OR
I feel a great disturbance in the Force. As if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.
Ohhhh this should make my job so much easier! (Score:-1, Funny)
Poor Vista. (Score:5, Funny)
sounds like an awful lover.
Unfortunately... (Score:-1, Funny)
Re:Possible Tags (Score:5, Funny)
Learn a lesson Microsoft!!! (Score:4, Funny)
Re:So how long do I wait? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:So how long do I wait? (Score:5, Funny)
You know, the usual Microsoft software update cycle.
Re:"Clippy" is back . . . (Score:5, Funny)
With apologies to Slayer... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Auto upbreak. (Score:5, Funny)
Does Internet Explorer feel 'snappier'?
Re:Auto upbreak. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Slow install (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Possible Tags (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Service Pack 1... Not impressed so far. (Score:5, Funny)
I wouldn't panic if I were you...
Re:Auto upbreak. (Score:5, Funny)
You mean the 9 out of 10 people that don't actually use Vista but happily parrot every sensationalist headline they run across?
Re:Auto upbreak. (Score:5, Funny)
Not only is SP1 out, it's also open source (Score:5, Funny)
TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) Project:Longhorn(TM) SP1
Estimated release date:2008
*/
#include "win95.h"
#include "win98.h"
#include "leopard.h"
char chew_up_some_ram[10000000];
void main () {
while (!CRASHED) {
if (first_time_install) {
make_10_gigabyte_swapfile();
do_nothing_loop();
search_and_destroy(FIREFOX | OPENOFFICEORG | ANYTHING_GOOGLE);
hang_system();
}
if (still_not_crashed) {
basically_run_windows_xp();
do_nothing_loop();
}
}
if (!DX10GPU()) {
set_graphics(aero, very_slow);
set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
}
printf("Welcome to Windows Vista");
while (something) {
sleep(10);
get_user_input();
sleep(10);
act_on_user_input();
sleep(10);
flicker_led_promisingly(hard_disk);
}
creat_general_protection_fault();
}
Re:Poor Vista. (Score:2, Funny)
Zienth
Re:"Clippy" is back . . . (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Auto upbreak. (Score:1, Funny)
In addition, during this file transfer, Firefox will not work. And everything else has ground to a halt. Even Wordpad is straining to keep up as I type this.
I won't bore you with the laundry list of other problems that I've encountered while working on Vista, but suffice it to say there have been many, not the least of which is I've never seen a Vista PC that has run faster than its Mac OS X counterpart, despite the Vista PC's faster chip architecture. My 486/66 with 8 megs of ram runs faster than this 2,330 mhz machine at times. From a productivity standpoint, I don't get how people can claim that the Vista PC is a superior machine.
Vista addicts, flame me if you'd like, but I'd rather hear some intelligent reasons why anyone would choose to use Vista over other faster, cheaper, more stable systems.
DNF (Score:5, Funny)
On second thought, from context it seems that you meant Duke-Nuke'em Forever.
Then again, maybe the two meanings of DNF aren't that different.
Re:So how long do I wait? (Score:3, Funny)
Huh? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Auto upbreak. (Score:0, Funny)
Linux: "time rm somefile.zip" -> 0m0.004s
Windows: "Preparing to delete files..."
Re:Auto upbreak. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Auto upbreak. (Score:4, Funny)
Re:So how long do I wait? (Score:2, Funny)
I think I may have done it wrong.
Re:Auto upbreak. (Score:4, Funny)
Look, we know there are people out there who like Vista, but it doesn't mean anything.
When I dumped my ex, she found herself another bloke easily, and she's an irritating, fat, resource-hogging beast of a thing as well.
And unlike the MS boosters, at least her new bf has the grace not to go around bragging about how much he likes being screwed by her.
Re:Auto upbreak. (Score:2, Funny)
Pity I lost interest after 5 minutes.