OOXML Rumored to be Approved, Announcement Wednesday 223
dominux writes "Rumors are already circulating that Microsoft's OOXML has been voted in by the standards board. The Open Sourcerer claims to have results of the ballot on dis29500. According to the site Microsoft managed to flip enough countries to make it stick. 75% of the P members who didn't abstain voted for Microsoft (That is 58% of all the P members). 14% of all the P and O members voted to disapprove it, this includes all the new O members that joined just in time to cast their vote. Norway has asked that their vote be suspended due to voting irregularities, but it would take more than that to make a difference to the result. ZDNet is still playing it cautious, noting that an announcement either way is set to be made on Wednesday."
April Fools? (Score:3, Funny)
announcement tomorrow (Score:5, Funny)
Sounds to me like... (Score:5, Funny)
(tho' rather funny)
Seems here to stay;
Redmond has money!
Burma Shave
ISO = I Sold Out (Score:3, Funny)
Re:With thanks (Score:5, Funny)
Re:"Slashdot is a useless pile of crap" day. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:With thanks (Score:1, Funny)
If she's got second thoughts now
Now I get it! (Score:5, Funny)
not Gnome's fault, blame KDE (Score:3, Funny)
BSI corruption (Score:2, Funny)
BSI changed from no to yes on OOXML.
Searching for "corruption" on the BSI site quickly finds
BIP 3018:2004 "Ethics and Anti-Corruption DVD"
http://www.bsi-global.com/en/Shop/Publication-Detail/?pid=000000000030130847 [bsi-global.com],
a snip at £680.85. Status "withdrawn", I wonder why?
Not all bad (Score:3, Funny)
Tonight we're gonna party... (Score:5, Funny)
ISO introduces new standard for corruption (Score:1, Funny)
Gabriel Garter of ISO comments, "We are very proud to launch this latest international standard, which is now ready for deployment. This was a global effort which required the help of organisations and individuals with years of experience in achieving corruption to finally allow us to provide this valuable service to the market."
ECMA International, the leading standardization organization in this field adds, "We were glad that years of expertise at forcing low-quality technical documentation through ISO for certification with minimum modification proved to be so useful for this new international standard."
Microsoft, the world's largest software company comments, "Microsoft is glad that we could be of use to this project. Over the years we have assembled a valuable compendium of in-house knowledge about various corruption techniques. While these techniques constitute our intellectual property and we would pursue method-piracy to the full extent of the law, we will be offering a licensing program with reduced fees for all Microsoft Gold Partners who participated in the project."
"Our special thanks and gratitude go to Jan van der Beld, whose tireless efforts to selfishly spread corruption have been our source of inspiration," concludes Garter. "In honor of his work, we decided to introduce a special motto for this new international standard. The phrase 'You are well paid. Shut up!' will be printed in bold on the header of every page of ISO/IEC 29500, quoting Mr van den Belds most inspiring speech available at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wITyO71Et6g [youtube.com]."
Re:Yeah right! (Score:1, Funny)
I mean, sure it was neat the first time, but...
Microsoft admits manipulation, abandons OOXML (Score:2, Funny)