Wearable Motorcycle Design 234
A motorcycle design student recently came up with a wearable motorcycle design that, while cool, is unlikely to see public adoption. The bike would be capable of doing 0 to 60 is just 3 seconds with a top speed of 75 miles-per-hour and would theoretically be controlled by 36 pneumatic muscles and 2 linear actuators. I would imagine the results of a crash would be much like being strapped to the hood of your car during a collision — bonus points for form, however.
Just make sure to have a camera rolling (Score:5, Funny)
Wait... (Score:5, Funny)
Does this mean I can now be one of those robot overlords that everyone is so eager to welcome?
Re:Dangerous, huh? (Score:3, Funny)
can't wait to see (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Why wearable? (Score:5, Funny)
This isn't wearable.
Re:Where do I sign up? (Score:3, Funny)
Crash results. (Score:3, Funny)
In Soviet accident, Yamaha Deus Ex Machina wears you!
Re:Why wearable? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Why wearable? (Score:5, Funny)
Well now I'm not so sure. I figure if you can wander through a crowd at 75mph, you shouldn't have to worry much about anyone starting a fight with you.
Though the "garment" part of the definition might not fit this item well...
Re:Why wearable? (Score:3, Funny)
gravel gravity (Score:2, Funny)
brilliant (Score:4, Funny)
This means riders crash head-forward into things. That eliminates disability and pain. Great design!
Re:Dangerous, huh? (Score:3, Funny)
Safety sticker for same:
WARNING: Do Not Crash or Otherwise Eject in Tunnel or Underpass! WARNING!