Google Lively Review 205
joc1985 writes "An objective review of Google Lively after a few hours of playing around. It seems to be a bad copy of Second Life. Somehow all the rooms are crowded, and porn has made its way in there already"
Why am I not impressed? (Score:5, Funny)
Had to say it... (Score:5, Funny)
What more could you ask for???
Porn? (Score:3, Funny)
I'm just waiting for the blackjack and hookers.
Bad copy? (Score:2, Funny)
Does that imply that a copy of Second Life could somehow be good?
LOL DONGS. (Score:3, Funny)
If it's anything like Second Life, that's what you'll be saying a lot of.
Re:Bad copy? (Score:5, Funny)
Does that imply that a copy of Second Life could somehow be good?
It could be a good thing if it was an antimatter copy of Second Life, which was then brought into contact with the original Second Life.
oh noes! (Score:1, Funny)
"Technology meets Theology â" The Random thoughts of a Christian IT Professional."
Looks like Jeebus couldn't save his webserver from spewing 500s once it got /.ed.
Re:An opinionated an biased review (Score:5, Funny)
But are your thoughts random?
Re:An opinionated an biased review (Score:1, Funny)
Does that mean when your build fails, praying and hitting rebuild actually makes a difference?
Re:Why am I not impressed? (Score:5, Funny)
That'd be cool. GoogleMUSH! @desc me=A grue. He is likely to eat you.;@adesc me=@emit The Grue pours water on your lantern.
Re:An opinionated an biased review (Score:5, Funny)
Are you kidding me? Porn the ultimate mark of success. The fact that Lively has it before it has even taken off properly makes it like an uber stamp of approval. Yes yes.
Re:An opinionated an biased review (Score:4, Funny)
Yes, but not until about 3 days goes by.
Re:An opinionated an biased review (Score:5, Funny)
But are your thoughts random?
Depends on the seed.
Re:An opinionated an biased review (Score:5, Funny)
Check out that moose.
Re:Legitimate Question: (Score:5, Funny)
I believe we're using the term "nuked the fridge" now.
Re:Newbie here, help! (Score:3, Funny)
Can you please tell me know to moderate the summary (-1, binspam)?
Yes.
Re:Not too bad (Score:3, Funny)
Everything at Google is Beta. They're like a bad project manager. They can start things. They can even make them pretty good, but they'll never actually finish anything. :)
I can't comment much on the game. I primarily use Linux machines, so I'll have to plug in a Windows machine, and see if it turns on, before I can play.
Re:Bad copy? (Score:5, Funny)
"Second Life is not a game," Dwight replied authoritatively. "It is a multi-user virtual environment. It doesn't have points or scores; it doesn't have winners or losers."
"Oh, it has losers."
Re:An opinionated an biased review (Score:2, Funny)
A moose once bit my sister...
No realli! She was Karving her initials on the moose with the sharpened end
of an interspace toothbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an
Oslo
dentist and star of many Norwegian movies: "The Hot Hands of an Oslo
Dentist",
"Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Molars of Horst Nordfink"...
Mynd you, moose bites Kan be pretti nasti...
Re:FP (Score:0, Funny)
Re:An opinionated an biased review (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Had to say it... (Score:3, Funny)
You obviously don't work for Google! (Score:1, Funny)
@desc me=A grue [google.co.uk]. He is likely to eat you.;@adesc me=@emit The Grue [google.co.uk]pours water [google.co.uk] on your lantern [google.co.uk].
Re:Bad copy? (Score:3, Funny)
Last time I ventured into second life I searched for 'Beach' and was treated to a picture of a girl fingering herself.
I once had this happen to me in First Life...
Re:An opinionated an biased review (Score:3, Funny)
too funny. Google censoring porn? Google is the gateway to internet porno.
Well, Internet is for Porn isn't it? [albinoblacksheep.com]
Re:Bad copy? (Score:4, Funny)
"Last time I ventured into second life I searched for 'Beach' and was treated to a picture of a girl fingering herself."
Yet if that were to happen to you in First Life you probably wouldn't complain.
Re:"Porn has made its way in there already" (Score:5, Funny)
Not if the couple is married!
I've wondered if there could be a market for "Christian porn" that addresses all the issues they have with it.
1) Depict married couples in racey and stimulating scenes.
2) Provide a system that ensures that the actors are not exploited.
3) ???
4) Profit!!!
Re:From the "who cares?" department (Score:5, Funny)
So its a new Web 2.0-esque masturbation party where people can chat with avatars, instead of on AIM or god forbid, calling them on the phone.
Do you have a lawn, and if so, any particular thoughts on where I should be in relation to it?
Re:Bad copy? (Score:4, Funny)
[...] I was truly let down with Second Life [...] Last time I ventured into second life I searched for 'Beach' and was treated to a picture of a girl fingering herself.
explain to me, in simple terms, how THAT is a bad thing?
Re:"Porn has made its way in there already" (Score:3, Funny)
Only if the pr0n was starring the watcher's neighbors.
As in: 'Thou shall not covet thy neighbor's wife."
Which opens up the wives to be able to freely covet husbands whether they were neighbors or not. Also the field would be wide open to pr0n that featured married male gay pr0n, since nobody's wife was involved being coveted. It can get sticky from there. ;-)
Re:An opinionated an biased review (Score:4, Funny)
You say:
"... Yes yes."
ITYM:
"Yes yyesss yyeeeeeeSSSSSS... don't stop... oh oh yes yesSSS YYEEESSSSSSSSSS!!!"
HTH.
Pr0n? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Why am I not impressed? (Score:3, Funny)
On a side note I was VERY disappointed when I found several Sex oriented rooms. Google has always been very good at protecting their users in youtube, picasa, and any other service they provide. This time they let the ball drop.
Good to see someone who knows they are in dire need of being protected from, gasp, sex!
Re:"Porn has made its way in there already" (Score:3, Funny)
Nah. Married male gay pr0n would run afoul of "Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's ass."
Re:Youtube what? (Score:3, Funny)
Just like regular TV!