Smart Contact Lenses

Iddo Genuth writes "Scientists at the University of California, Davis, have recently designed a contact lens prototype with a built-in pressure sensor using a novel process that etches tiny electrical circuits within a soft polymer material. The new development could help glaucoma patients to measure their current risk factor, thus replacing the current methods which require constant visits to a clinician."

High tech beer goggles?

[BitterOldGUy]

Have the contacts make every woman look like a hotty?

Frat boys reprogramming it so that they trick their buddy into doing a guy? Or a sheep?

Finally

[Rob T Firefly]

Soon this guy [memory-alpha.org] will be able to get rid of that Delco air filter on his face.

Granpa is the Terminator!

[AioKits]

He feels no pain, he can't be reasoned with, and he sees what you did there! Now get off his lawn!

Re:High tech beer goggles?

[laejoh]

My eyes, the contact lenses, they do nothing!

Re:Ow my eyes

[maxume]

That's unfortunate. Maybe there is a reason that you are highly averse to it, but having worn contacts for a couple of years, I have no problem doing it.

I just did it again to make sure.

Re:Ow my eyes

[An ominous Cow art]

Stop touching yourself, you'll go blind!

Diagnostic Possibilities

[pragma_x]

Guy: Dude, you seem to be blinking an awful lot, are you okay?

Other Guy: Yea, its this damn "check eyeball" light in my contact lens - it keeps blinking on and off. Maybe I should go have it checked out.

Guy: Naw, you probably didn't have the cap screwed on tight enough when you took it out last night.