Back in May, we told you about Swiss pilot Yves Rossy and his personal jet powered wing. It seems Mr. Rossy will now try to cross the English Channel with his invention. The flight was planned for Sept. 25 but had to be canceled due to poor weather. Yves will leap from a plane more than 2,500 meters off the ground, fire up his jets and try to make the 35-kilometer flight from Calais in France to Dover in England. If all goes well, the flight will take about 12 minutes. I'd like to officially ask Mr. Rossy for a review model for Slashdot.
Present her with a stack of insurance policies that include statements from the insurance company that you will be covered while using one. Make sure she has a calculator handy. Problem solved.
Provided of course you can find such policies. Don't forget the pre-flight checks and stay away from final kisses before take-off.
His initial altitude when he leaves the plane will be 2,500m. For static-line parachuting (automatic parachute deployment as you exit the plane), the US Army can drop people at under 120m in real-life, non-training combat situations if the circumstances for some reason call for this. For those who don't know what static-line [wikipedia.org] parachuting is, look at the first picture on the wiki link. The yellow line is connected to a bag that pulls their chute out of the pack. The bag is not attached to the parachute itself, and instead trails behind the plane until all jumpers are out of the plane, and the jumpmaster pulls the dozen or so deployment bags and static lines back into the plane. Also, the jumpers in the picture are likely exiting at around 300m, typical for a training jump.
He doesn't actually have a static line setup, of course, but this is only to illustrate the low altitude limits that parachutes can be used at. BASE jumpers don't jump from very high, for example.
And if it doesn't go well? Plummeting with style does not help when you go head first into the drink, or the cliffs, at high velocity. I'd like to see him make it, just because everyone's first reaction seems to be, "He's out of his fucking mind", but I would not trade places with him for love, nor money.
People who tagged this "Darwin" are probably not aware that this guy isn't just your regular redneck who strapped rocket engines to a backpack but someone who actually used and tested this suit. It works, just go watch his previous videos. I think that there will be no problem with this flight.
Not only that, but he's launching at 2,500m. Typical GA airplanes have a glide ratio of around 10 to 1. Some much more, some much less, but 10 is a decent first guess if you don't know.
Launching from from 2,500m would give him a glide to 25km, without the engines. The engines only have to get him another 10km. Launching from 2,500m with 90kts of forward velocity is not the same as launching from a standstill on the ground.
What he's doing is more like "falling, with style."
Not mentioned in TFA, he tried to do this at Kittyhawk where the Wright brothers made their historic flight. But there was some trouble getting clearance with the US authorities....
TSA: Sir, you can't take that on the plane. Rossy: But this *is* the plane!
From the looks of it he is using four JetCat P180 [jetcatusa.com]. Each jet weighs about 5 lb and produces about 45 lb of thrust. They burn about 24 oz/minute of 1-K kerosene/Jet A1 fuel at full power.
... is that news like that clearly demonstrate that 49% of Slashdot poters are living in a cave and 49% other are living under a bridge. What other explanation could there be for all those inane comments?
Once again: The guy has been flying this thing for quite sime time now! It flies already! And it flies well! No, his feet are not in the path of jet exhaust! Yes, he will make it more than a few feet from the ground, because he's actually taking off _from_ _a_ _plane_! And no, he'll not crash on landing, because he actually uses _a_ _parachute_ to land!
I wonder if his will has a provision- "If the bloody thing blows up and murders me, the design for it becomes creative commons- hopefully those Linux nuts can figure out why it blew up!"
Little does he know we'd just fork it into a million different versions, all similar but incompatible (and all unable to run Halo2), then Microsoft would bring out JetPackXP Professional and everyone except us would use that instead...
Since he only needs a L/D ratio of about 14 (35 km distance with a 2.5 km altitude start), any decent glider can do the same thing, with no thermal lifts, and no jet engines, just pure glide slope.
First across the channel (pure) soaring flight was in 1939; Geoffrey Stephenson in a Slingsby Kirby Gull 1. Pretty darn impressive (former glider pilot myself). Just a normal winch launch, so he actually had to do it with thermaling.
A friend of mine is fitting 3 of those jets to his ASW20 glider.
I stood 10ft behind one when it was running. It was suprisingly cool so close. The temperature at the tailplane of the glider is below 50 degrees C, so it wont effect the composite glass/carbon flying surfaces
Must be something to do with the air expanding out of a relatively small nozzle, causing rapid cooling.
Transformers (Score:5, Funny)
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No no no. He is Buzz Lightyear. To Infinity And Beyond!
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Centurions.... (Score:5, Informative)
Wingnut! (Score:3, Funny)
Got his cap screwed a bit too tight.
Thats Right (Score:5, Funny)
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I bet he can breathe in space too.
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Damn!! (Score:5, Funny)
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Present her with a stack of insurance policies that include statements from the insurance company that you will be covered while using one. Make sure she has a calculator handy. Problem solved.
Provided of course you can find such policies. Don't forget the pre-flight checks and stay away from final kisses before take-off.
Talk about a... (Score:2, Interesting)
I don't think he'll even be high enough above the ground for a parachute if everything doesn't work out!
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I don't think he'll even be high enough above the ground for a parachute if everything doesn't work out!
At 5100 feet, he'll be covered.... [fabulousrocketeers.com]
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He doesn't actually have a static line setup, of course, but this is only to illustrate the low altitude limits that parachutes can be used at. BASE jumpers don't jump from very high, for example.
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His initial altitude when he leaves the plane will be 2,500m.
To be less ambiguous about my statement, his initial altitude when he leaves the plane and turns on his rocket pack will be 2,500m.
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He uses a parachute to land the thing every time he flies it. So yes, he'll have enough altitude for that.
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What, he's not landing by running very, very fast?
Disappointed I am, sir; disappointed.
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Halo (Score:2)
Buzz Lightyear (Score:5, Insightful)
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Re:Buzz Lightyear (Score:4, Funny)
He'll probably make it if you've watched his videos.
Shit, I haven't seen any of his videos yet! We have to get on this guys, this man's life is in our hands!
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Not only that, but he's launching at 2,500m. Typical GA airplanes have a glide ratio of around 10 to 1. Some much more, some much less, but 10 is a decent first guess if you don't know.
Launching from from 2,500m would give him a glide to 25km, without the engines. The engines only have to get him another 10km. Launching from 2,500m with 90kts of forward velocity is not the same as launching from a standstill on the ground.
What he's doing is more like "falling, with style."
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Then you have never truly loved.
It's about time (Score:2, Funny)
Try that in the US (Score:5, Funny)
Not mentioned in TFA, he tried to do this at Kittyhawk where the Wright brothers made their historic flight. But there was some trouble getting clearance with the US authorities....
Flashbacks... (Score:2, Funny)
Why am I thinking of G.I. Joe from the 80's?
Now we just need red and blue laser guns that look like M-16's.
And maybe a ROFLCOPTOR.
Can you imagine.. (Score:2)
Landing gear? (Score:2, Funny)
Ouch.
Information about the jets (Score:5, Informative)
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OMFG! I so need to strap a cat to one of those!
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He'll never make it (Score:5, Funny)
With balls that big there will be too much drag.
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The funniest part of course... (Score:5, Informative)
... is that news like that clearly demonstrate that 49% of Slashdot poters are living in a cave and 49% other are living under a bridge. What other explanation could there be for all those inane comments?
Once again: The guy has been flying this thing for quite sime time now! It flies already! And it flies well! No, his feet are not in the path of jet exhaust! Yes, he will make it more than a few feet from the ground, because he's actually taking off _from_ _a_ _plane_! And no, he'll not crash on landing, because he actually uses _a_ _parachute_ to land!
But... (Score:3, Funny)
... what happens if he doesn't make it?
I wonder if his will has a provision- "If the bloody thing blows up and murders me, the design for it becomes creative commons- hopefully those Linux nuts can figure out why it blew up!"
Little does he know we'd just fork it into a million different versions, all similar but incompatible (and all unable to run Halo2), then Microsoft would bring out JetPackXP Professional and everyone except us would use that instead...
lol (Score:5, Funny)
Gliders can do it easy.. (Score:4, Informative)
Since he only needs a L/D ratio of about 14 (35 km distance with a 2.5 km altitude start), any decent glider can do the same thing, with no thermal lifts, and no jet engines, just pure glide slope.
Re:Gliders can do it easy.. (Score:5, Informative)
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Been there, done that (Score:4, Informative)
New tag? (Score:4, Funny)
'WhatCouldPossiblyGoWright'
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I also want one, but only after I fully digest the heavy lunch I just ate.
Re:Could you explain that... (Score:5, Funny)
its like a car
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Re:His site? (Score:5, Funny)
It's here [darwinawards.com].
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Where's the link to his site?
You Tube video of him in action [youtube.com]
Rossy's website [jet-man.com]
I am your own personal Google.
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we'll just pass him there,
why should we even care?
Re:he's gonna kill his feet... (Score:5, Informative)
A friend of mine is fitting 3 of those jets to his ASW20 glider.
I stood 10ft behind one when it was running. It was suprisingly cool so close. The temperature at the tailplane of the glider is below 50 degrees C, so it wont effect the composite glass/carbon flying surfaces
Must be something to do with the air expanding out of a relatively small nozzle, causing rapid cooling.
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Re:he's gonna kill his feet... (Score:4, Funny)
Oh no an AC is complaining about my post, whatever will I do.
Did it ever occour to you that what is obvious to you may not be obvious to everyone asshole?
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