Air Force To Re-Open Pursuit of Cyber Command 142
GovTechGuy writes "Top Air Force leadership has decided to pursue forming a Cyber Command to defend Defense Department networks and to launch cyberattacks against foes, after putting the project on hold in August."
im in (Score:4, Funny)
and they can pay me in weed and hot pockets.
USAF Cyber Attack Procedures Manual [TOP SECRET] (Score:5, Funny)
Excerpt from USAF Cyber Attack Procedures Manual [TOP SECRET]
1. Identify Target Website
2. Submit Story to Slashdot
3. Call Commander Taco on Red Phone
4. Slashdot Story on Terrorist Interwebs Published
5. Denial of Service Complete
Re:I Hope Cyber Command Comes Back (Score:3, Funny)
I'm a net admin/computer guy (3C0)... ...civilians are taking my traditional job of network administration away
If you mean you are 3C0x1 - ComOps - that is because most of you were complete idiots when I was in. And judging from the x2's that were coming in the door as I was leaving, I doubt your field has got much better.
Re:USAF Cyber Attack Procedures Manual [TOP SECRET (Score:5, Funny)
SPAM THE F5 KEY SOLDIER! The lives of you and your family depend on it!
Re:Where do I apply? (Score:4, Funny)
"...after putting the project on hold in August."
Because we being indecisive really, really scares the hell out of our enemies.[/sarcasm]
I guess nothing is secret in cyberspace and this flip-flop is no exception.
Better Recruitment method (Score:1, Funny)
Re:This is a mistake (Score:4, Funny)
Yeah, I often get the common words "command" and "dyne" confused as well...
Re:Hey! (Score:4, Funny)
Why is the parent post modded funny?
Sorry - that information is on a need-to-know basis.
Re:I Hope Cyber Command Comes Back (Score:3, Funny)
bhsx (458600) [slashdot.org]:
BigDork1001 (683341) [slashdot.org]:
Wow, you two are a match made in pessimist's heaven. You meet up some time and expect the worst together.
Re:Huhwha? (Score:4, Funny)
Why does the Navy have its own pilots, for instance? Why can't they train Air Force pilots to work with the Navy?
Air Force runways stay put, for one thing.