Tesla Motors Shaken Up, Laying Off 491
tjstork writes "Tesla Motors, the darling of technorati for its high performance electric car, may be about to go belly up. Venture capital is cut off, layoffs are under way, and construction plans are being stretched out. Elon Musk has ousted the CEO and taken the reins, blaming the global credit crunch."
Like their namesake? (Score:5, Funny)
Maybe, like Nickolai Tesla, they were just destined to have a great beginning but go nuts toward mid life.
Tesla's been on the decline for some time (Score:3, Funny)
By my reckoning, ever since "Five Man Acoustical Jam".
Re:Like their namesake? (Score:5, Funny)
Tesla was OK I guess, but those lightening towers he built for the Russians used to tear up my tanks something rotten, the barstard.
Re:The L.A. Times article has more detail. (Score:3, Funny)
Correction: The car Tesla Motors has for sale now costs $109,000.
Oh, well, that's so much cheaper! Maybe I can afford one now. /me checks wallet
Nope. I seem to me about $108,999 short.
Damn.
Re:Like their namesake? (Score:2, Funny)
As Oscar Levant once observed, there is a fine line between insanity and genius.
Now if I only I could convince my shrink that I'm actually a genius...
Re:Credit crunch my butt (Score:5, Funny)
Luckily we have a Ping Pong table instead of foosball, or we'd be totally boned.
Re:Like their namesake? (Score:3, Funny)
Good luck with that. Once you're a genius, the shrink will have trouble paying off his new pool so I doubt he's gonna be happy about this idea of yours.
Re:Like their namesake? (Score:3, Funny)
Now if I only I could convince my shrink that I'm actually a genius...
I don't think that's a good idea until after the trial is over.
Just sayin, IANAL, this is not legal advice and so forth.
Re:Credit crunch my butt (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Credit crunch my butt (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Credit crunch my butt (Score:5, Funny)
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Re:Credit crunch my butt (Score:5, Funny)
Those with marginal plans are probably taking the gas pipe as well.
You miss the point, the Tesla doesn't have a gas pipe.
Precedents ... hmmm (Score:5, Funny)
Tesla isn't going belly up. They are waiting with further developing their Sedan until they can get a cheaper loan. next year or so.
Ha ha ha. And the economy is basically sound. Elvis and Hoffa are alive. Oswald just came up with the idea to kill Kennedy out of the blue. Bush's advisers are competent. The Taliban are going to realize the error of their ways. Iraq as a muslim state is going to be so much more friendly and peaceful than the secular dictatorship was. The billionaire's bailout will make everything all better. Sending all of our industry overseas will improve our economy. Obama is the Messiah. Things are really going to change now. Duke Nukem Forever is almost ready. Vista was a great achievement and everybody loves it.
Re:Electric Cars (Score:2, Funny)
Bankruptcy and layoffs (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Who Fuckin' Cares (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Credit crunch my butt (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Electric Cars (Score:4, Funny)
Exactly the way Cheney and his oil company cronies want to keep it.
/tinfoil hat.