Auto Safety Tech May Encourage Dangerous Driving 601
longacre writes "Modern highway planning schemes designed to make roads safer combined with the comfort and safety technology found in the modern automobile may actually be putting us in danger, according to a compelling piece in Popular Mechanics. Citing studies and anecdotal evidence, the article points out that a driver on a narrow mountain road will probably drive as if their life depends on it; but the same driver on an eight-lane freeway with gradual curves and little traffic may be lulled into speeding while chatting on his cellphone. Quoting: 'Modern cars are quiet, powerful and capable of astonishing grip in curves, even on wet pavement. That's swell, of course, until you suddenly lose traction at 75 mph. The sense of confidence bred by all this capability makes us feel safe, which causes us to drive faster than we probably should. We don't want to make cars with poor response, but perhaps we could design cues — steering-wheel vibration devices, as in video games? — that make us feel less safe at speed and encourage more care. ... In college I drove an Austin-Healey 3000 that somehow felt faster at 45 mph than my Mazda RX-8 (or even my Toyota Highlander Hybrid) feels at 75 mph. That was a good thing.'"
Get rid of the windshields! (Score:5, Funny)
That is the thing that encourages the reckless behaviour.
And make it a crime to wear pants while driving. Your ass and sex parts should be exposed to the potential danger as God intends.
And add a large spike between the legs of the driver.
Re:Solution: Motorcycles (Score:5, Funny)
Best Road Safety Feature... (Score:5, Funny)
Compulsory big spike in the middle of the steering wheel.
Safety is bad (Score:5, Funny)
This is why I replaced the seatbelts with deadly snakes, and the airbags with big metal spikes.
Is there an analogy that could help? (Score:5, Funny)
everything old is new again (Score:5, Funny)
perhaps we could design cues -- steering-wheel vibration devices, as in video games?
You act like this would be an innovation, but my 1990 Geo Prizm had this feature, in a compact car no less! If ever I got above 75 mph, the entire vehicle would start to shudder.
Drive on my local highways (Score:3, Funny)
Just drive on my local highways during moderate traffic. You'll never feel safe again.
Rush hour is actually safer since nobody is moving anyways.
Re:Robotic cars may be the answer (Score:2, Funny)
Re:everything old is new again (Score:5, Funny)
Oh I want a mod point.
I have taken my Prizm up to 90mph, but damn if I didn't have the feeling it'd turn into the Bluesmobile if I kept it there too long. (I'm talking at the very end of the movie, not the cool bits where it's jumping bridges).
A solution from House, M.D. (Score:4, Funny)
Re:No kidding! (Score:5, Funny)
There, fixed it for you.
Re:Solution: Motorcycles (Score:1, Funny)
That's true, with that much wind I've never had the balls to push my bike past 165 on the interstate, the fear of death just keeps nagging at me until I slow down to 120 or so.
Motorcycles rock.
Re:No kidding! (Score:4, Funny)
Why not do this:
Instead of points and getting rid of someone's license, start removing safety features from their car. The more likely they are to die from an accident, the less likely they are to be reckless!
Well duh. (Score:2, Funny)
Re:A legislative issue meets an engineering one.. (Score:3, Funny)
Re-instate the national 55 limit.
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Re:What's the fucking hurry? (Score:1, Funny)
Just stay out of the passing lane, and we'll get along fine.
Re:No kidding! (Score:3, Funny)
Were you trying to disagree? I think 2/3 of the passengers counts as a lot of people.
Re:Best Road Safety Feature... (Score:3, Funny)
One friend of mine turned his rear window sprinkler around, and would use it on the tailgaters. He said it worked very well.
Just kidding! (Score:3, Funny)
You've obviously not been exposed to a lot of blue-collar type work...it's much easier than that.
Carry a/an [insert choice here] extension cord, welding leads, or air hose in your carry on.
If something happens to the plane, just throw one end out and try coiling it back up in a neat coil...It will get caught on something, thus saving the whole plane FTW! Instant Hero!
For those of you that have dealt with these items, you know I'm right!
Can you even recount the number of times that you have had to walk/climb to the other end to manually untangle/untie it so you could coil it back up? I thought not!
My all time favorite were the oxy-acetylene torch hoses! Good Times!
Light bulb sparks and glows dimly, over head.... (Score:5, Funny)
An idea; I have one too:
Automated Rail Synchronized Envoirment, or ARSE for short.
Develop a 'powered rail' system that not only guides, but also powers and recharges the electric car's batteries. As you use your ARSE, it recharges your car batteries so when you get off of your ARSE, you can actually move around in those areas.[1]
While on your ARSE, your car and ARSE would be talking to each other. Your ARSE knows where it is(whether you do or not), and when you punch in your destination, your ARSE guides your car there after having selected the 'best' route, according to road conditions, traffic, construction, accidents/breakdowns, etc....
When you encounter conditions that need you to get off your ARSE, then you take over manually in your electric car. But, and I say but, if you're one of those that can't find their ARSE with both hands, GPS, and a guide, well...just stay on your ARSE. It's for the best.
Get everyone's ARSE on the electrical 'grid'.
Add in annual state (following federal guidelines and standards?) diagnostic inspections of your on-board ARSE gear.[2]
I'm sure I have overlooked some details the ARSEs here, but I think you can get a picture of my ARSE if you try hard enough.
[1] Start with requiring an ARSE be included with all new/future road construction, then upgrade existing roads.
[2] Collect mileage reading(# of miles you were on your ARSE) to be used to determine your annual cost for being on your ARSE. Maybe incorporate the fee into your tax forms, or something.
A lot of detail work goes into making a good ARSE!
Re:What's the fucking hurry? (Score:3, Funny)
Call your insurance company and ask for a quote.