Looking To Spammers To Solve Hard AI Problems 271
An anonymous reader writes "With bots getting closer to beating text-based CAPTCHAs for good, New Scientist points out that when they do, OCR technology will at least have advanced. The article goes on to suggest that whatever kind of reverse Turing Test that comes next should be chosen to motivate spammers to solve other pressing AI problems, such as image recognition. Are there any other problems that criminal crowdsourcing could help with?"
SSSHHH!!!! (Score:3, Funny)
Don't tell them that they're the ones that are actually being used! That spoils all the fun!
True AI (Score:5, Funny)
I'll just bet that this is what leads to "true" artificial intelligence (whatever that is). Soon, we'll have completely automated agents trying to convince other completely automated agents to purchase stuff to enhance bits of biology that they don't have.
eBay is already planning a captcha upgrade (Score:1, Funny)
Starting next year, all eBay captchas will be upgraded. Users will now be required to provide the correct answer to a shared secret question and at least one testable proof for M-theory.
Beat them with sex (Score:3, Funny)
Replace captchas with pictures of hot/non-hot women.
Simply ask "is this woman hot? [Yes]/[No]"
Half of them will be so busy masturbating that they won't be cracking forms.
Re:It was supposed to happen. (Score:3, Funny)
If CAPTCHAs do continue, I'd like the next problem to be facial recognition software. I'd love a package that could look at a picture and tag it "Nicholas and Andrea" or "Glen and Helene".
Given the likeliness of Linux being the test platform, this will work for female genitalia first.
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Dear Friend, (Score:5, Funny)
My father, a nigerian spammer passed away. He left an AI system on a server located in a datacenter. Sadly during the last phase of his life unpaid data transfer bills accumulated to a sum of $300000. I am already negotiating with the secret services of the word who want to buy this program for $10000000. I can't pay the data transfer bills, so i turn to you, a trustworthy AI reasearcher. For $300000 you get a share of $500000000 and the copyright to the source code.
sincerely yours,
Re:A really hard problem... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:It was supposed to happen. (Score:4, Funny)
How about a "hot or not" test? How good are computers at deciding if somebody is hot or not?
(Yeah, it's a joke, I understand the statistical implications of multiple-choice Turing tests).
Re:It was supposed to happen. (Score:2, Funny)
One of the chans has "fapchas"; you have to identify various body parts by typing "tits", "vagoo", "dick", or "ass"
Re:True AI (Score:3, Funny)
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Re:It was supposed to happen. (Score:3, Funny)
But that would mean that any self-important twat couldn't just freely post his own egotistical rantings online for everyone to see. I won't stand for it!
Re:Capitalism at its best (Score:2, Funny)
I never thought I'd say this on slashdot, but you need to watch more super-hero movies.
A new CAPTCHA (Score:1, Funny)
Please write the full name and address of someone who has been illegally downloading music.
Your response will NOT be forwarded to RIAA.
Re: Your sig (Score:1, Funny)
What exactly does that mean?