Phoenix BIOSOS? 394
jhfry writes "In an interesting development by an unexpected source, Phoenix Technologies is releasing a Linux-based, virtualization-enabled, BIOS-based OS for computers. They implemented a full Linux distro right on the BIOS chips, and by using integrated virtualization technology, it 'allows PCs and laptops to hot-switch between the main operating system, such as Windows, and the HyperSpace environment.' So, essentially, they are 'trying to create a new market using the ideas of a fast-booting, safe platform that people can work in, but remain outside of Windows.'"
Re:Wait (Score:5, Funny)
Cue jokes about chairs in 3..2..1.... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:yesterdays news (Score:4, Funny)
But if you look at the back of the clock, it always says "MADE IN CHINA."
...only if the BIOS chip is replaceable. (Score:2, Funny)
Linux is significantly more complex than a normal BIOS and surely contains bugs. Patches will be needed on a regular basis, and the BIOS chip will need to be replaced several times per year.
Still, this ability to switch rapidly between operating systems may obsolete the need for a virtual Windows XP within Windows 7. Just install Windows 7 in parallel with Windows XP and let the BIOS switch back and forth as often as you need to do so.
MacGyver didn't need no stinkin' BIOS (obligatory) (Score:5, Funny)
He could boot your OS with a Swiss Army Knife, some duct tape and and old pop top, drawing the electricity needed from a box of old compasses. I guess he's retired from Phoenix by now, though...
Re:...only if the BIOS chip is replaceable. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:If it works . . . (Score:5, Funny)
Stop sounding stupid.
I've tried this with people before, and it never works. Never fear - I have a plan!
sudo Stop sounding stupid.
Re:If it works . . . (Score:5, Funny)
sudo Stop sounding stupid.
beav007 is not in sudoers file. This incident will be reported.
You're dating yourself (Score:2, Funny)
It is currently accepted as obligatory to make references to Tony Stark being able to "boot your OS with a Swiss Army Knife..." in a cave. Tell MacGyver to get off your lawn.
Re:The Achilles heel of this... (Score:1, Funny)
I wish there was a +1,naÃve
Re:Hrm (Score:3, Funny)
As a system administrator, I disagree in the strongest possible terms [...] often the user of the computer isn't the owner, and/or isn't the person responsible for managing and maintaining it. In these cases remote attestation becomes highly attractive.
Hi, and thanks for reading the first two paragraphs of my comment!
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Re:If it works . . . (Score:3, Funny)
2?
Re:The Achilles heel of this... (Score:5, Funny)
No no, he said it's "virtually 100% secure", in the same way that I'm virtually a demi-god dwarf thief who destroys his foes by injecting flaming marshmallows up their ass.
Re:...only if the BIOS chip is replaceable. (Score:3, Funny)
Yes, because no one would ever think to update by flashing.
Why would stripping and running around buck naked update your computer? Not to mention its illegal in any public place.
I'd rather not update my system - ever - if it means keeping clothes on the /. population!