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The Mysterious Reoccurrence of Mr. Freckles (Score:5, Funny)
*one week later*
Oh, blogpost is so last week. It turns out only about one person was reading it but now you can see Mr. Freckles on Flickr! You can actually see the vomit and the piece of yarn covered in bile that Mr. Freckles produced! And we have pictures of Mr. Freckles at the vet getting his temperature taken! People LOVE IT!
*one week later*
Oh, Flickr isn't as great as Mr. Freckles thought. It turns out only about one person was looking at Mr. Freckles but that doesn't matter because I just figured out how to get my own podcast! Now people can hear my awesome squeaky super opinionated voice explain how cuddly wuddly my cat is! Who's more cuddly than Mr. Freckles? Nobody, that's who! Listen to Mr. Freckles complain about his ear infection!
*one week later*
I guess those five podcast downloads were really just me if you count my laptop/desktop/work computer/iPod/iPhone but that doesn't matter, Mr. Freckles is a movie star! We have our own YouTube channel and we get over 100 views a week! Mr. Freckles is friends with Play Him Off Cat too! We just wish they weren't from the same bad egg posting that "nobody wants to watch your fucking cat!" Well, I know the world loves Mr. Freckles almost as much as I do and you're going to hear about him. No matter where you live or what you do, I'm going to leave a bunch of accounts that are nothing but shells like a trail of used condoms behind a frat boy. And if you post painful anti-Mr. Freckles posts about me and Mr. Freckles, I shall only redouble my efforts. I will not stop until I find a way to bring Mr. Freckles' love to you!
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They will. But they will be replaced with something even more inane and annoying.
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Actually, I don't find Twitter annoying at all. About the same as TV commercials and rabid llamas, since I have about the same exposure to all three of them.
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2006 is like.. the stone age of the internet. Did they have like.. google back then? What about electricity and running water?
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Re:The Mysterious Reoccurrence of Mr. Freckles (Score:5, Funny)
Well, rumor has it that the term was originally going to be "webjournal", but "bjourn" didn't roll off the tongue nearly as well.
It does, in Sweden.
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Re:The Mysterious Reoccurrence of Mr. Freckles (Score:5, Funny)
Can anyone explain Twitter to me? For all my efforts to comprehend its allure, it still seems like a bunch of hobos talking to themselves while they ramble around a city.
"Ok, gonna take a crap behind this here dumpster..."
"Cop saw me, gotta run!"
"Lady gave me two dollars, gonna buy ripple"
(etc)
Seriously. What's the attraction? Why post one-line updates constantly? Wasn't annoying everyone with an end of the day blog entry enough?
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Re:The Mysterious Reoccurrence of Mr. Freckles (Score:4, Interesting)
I can tell you, at least, why it appeals to people of a certain political persuasion that will remain nameless: They can make short assertions that can not be challenged, plus it's easy to ignore anyone who disagrees with you. It lets them feel like their in a big tough gang without ever having to go out in public. All this while allowing them to believe that they're on the "cutting edge".
You think I'm kidding? check out the tag "#tcot".
Which reminds me of outgoing Minnesota Senator Norm Coleman (R), who last week stated that the "Key to Republican success lies in the ethernet". Twitter is made for a guy like him.
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Re:The Mysterious Reoccurrence of Mr. Freckles (Score:5, Insightful)
They can make short assertions that can not be challenged, plus it's easy to ignore anyone who disagrees with you.
This is true of every political persuasion. The fact that you can't see it just means you are too deep in the other side to notice.
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Re:The Mysterious Reoccurrence of Mr. Freckles (Score:5, Funny)
Key to Republican success lies in the ethernet
Those intolerant bastards. Won't somebody please think of the token rings?
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Re:The Mysterious Reoccurrence of Mr. Freckles (Score:5, Insightful)
Well, that's the thing. Not the subject matter, but the quality of the writing itself. A good writer can keep your interest in a story about mowing the lawn, while a bad writer can make a murder boring.
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What, you aren't MoVlogTweetStreaming yet? Are you, like, old?
Blogs != Get Rich (Score:4, Insightful)
It's also been a great historical record of when things happened. I'm embarrassed to say that I've checked my blog more than once to make sure I remembered my daughter's birthday right.
It was also a great way for everyone to stay in touch on 9/11. Two of my family were flying that day, and it was a central place where everyone could post their flight delays and locations.
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Like most all web 2.0 things, it doesn't make any moolah, blogging.
And no surprise is it? With all the topics covered from pointless to inane.
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The responses I got were mostly positive and intelligent and the whole thing
Re:Blogs != Get Rich (Score:4, Funny)
Here here. I don't blog, because it has never interested me. I don't use social networking sites either, seeing as most of my friends don't. But I don't see them as inherently bad if they're used right.
If you treat a blog as just something for your friends and family, or as essentially a non-private diary, that's fine. If you're using a blog as a get-rich-quick scheme or are just whoring for attention, it's not fine; but then you're probably an obnoxious pillock in everything else you do too, so that isn't really the blog's fault.
If you treat a social networking site as just a way of communicating with variable groups of people (and that's something Facebook can do better than phone calls or emails), that's fine. If you're using it to install 300 apps about turning people into zombies, or stalking your friends/girlfriends/relatives, it's not fine; but then you're probably not someone I'd like in real life either, so you can't blame the website for that.
I'm still trying to figure out a legitimate use for Twitter though. Twitter seems to be up there with herpes as something desirable and fun to try with my friends.
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No dream (Score:5, Interesting)
Nothing interesting to say (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Nothing interesting to say (Score:5, Insightful)
I tried to keep a blog once, but I honestly had nothing interesting to say.
Unfortunately, most bloggers (and tweeters) never come to this realization.
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Most blogs abandoned? (Score:5, Funny)
Only most? Well at least it's a start...
And nothing of value was lost (Score:5, Insightful)
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It was a peculiar form of narcissism that ever led people to think anyone gave a crap about their day-to-day lives in the first place.
I dunno. It might not be interesting now, but someone in 100 or 500 years might be interested.
Suffice to say, at least the 21st century has opened made the whole process redundant so future historians won't to worry about a fire burning down the Great Library of Alexandria again.
Spam Blogs never die (Score:5, Interesting)
Journaling (Score:5, Interesting)
So, blogging is still a good activity for people. Even if no one else reads their blogs.
As for the people who thought they could make a career out of it, well, they were just idiots.
Re:Journaling (Score:4, Interesting)
It's the same at work. I keep a log of what I do throughout the day and every week I update a database. Management asked for a weekly status report so I whipped up a php script that formats the weekly output into the form they expect to see. So I just copy and paste it into an e-mail and send it off.
It's been a great help, especially at the end of the year when they want justification to give you a 3% raise. Organize it into projects, summarise them, throw in a few highlights and they're very happy.
I've been told several times that I provide twice as much detail as anyone else in his group (he manages three groups of which, I'm a member of one of them).
Part of the reason though is that I was a consultant for many years. I also spent a couple of years telecommuting. So keeping detailed information on what I did kept them aware that I was a valuable member of the team.
[John]
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I hate the word "blog" (Score:4, Insightful)
I think whoever thought the name up was a twit. The name sounds like someone barfing (which is what it usually is).
Don't get me started on twit^W tweet.
How many of those are spam blogs? (Score:5, Insightful)
....that is, those autogenerated blogs on free sites that just contain a mishmash of keywords - or a bunch of stolen content. Those lie fallow because there's no real blogger behind them.
I used to blog technical stuff once or twice a week... now I twitter the little stuff and save blog entries for something more involved, like using setrlimit on Mac OS X [blogs.com]. Hard to boil that down to 140 characters... unless it's "setrlimit apparently not working, but the server's running Linux, so, meh".
We're not as important as we like to think (Score:4, Insightful)
It seems the ideas behind twitter, facebook, and blogs are "my thoughts are so important that I'm almost obligated to allow everyone else to read them." Or in twitter's case, "my stream of consciousness is so important [or insert "funny," "witty," "cool," or whatever] ..."
In my experience, while listening to people is definitely a Good Thing, I don't need to listen or read your every thought. For the most part, it gets fairly predictable after a few blog posts. And, frankly, for the most part, I don't really care. I don't care what someone's dog ate :)
The idea that my thoughts really SHOULD be read by other people seems to be an egotistical way to go about your life. And, incidentally, if most people have that attitude - which I think most do, it seems to be human nature to overinflate one's importance in one's own view - then reading other people's blogs won't be very consistent...
And of course, I'm posting this on slashdot because this comment is important and everyone should read it.... :P
They're all on Facebook now (Score:5, Insightful)
The people who have nothing to say are all on Facebook now. The remaining blogs are typically either from people who are serious writers, or those who simply need a place to post operational info like software updates.
And the, of course, there's Twitter.
Re:They're all on Facebook now (Score:5, Interesting)
This is what I came here to say. I used to blog, mostly as a way of keeping in touch with friends and family that we aren't physically near. Some of them reciprocated with their own blogs.
Now, everyone that I used to interact with is on Facebook, so that's where I (and they) post. In addition, many of the blogs I might have followed (e.g. celebrities, causes, technology, entertainment) are now on Facebook as well.
It's not that blogs have gone away, it's that they and their audiences have transitioned to social networking.
When the "next big thing" comes along - like Google Wave - people will be lamenting that social networking has gone away. Change happens, and communications improves. It doesn't go away, it gets better.
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Blog Business Model (Score:5, Interesting)
2. Start blogging.
3. ?
There is no four. I quit.
All Newspapers Soon Outdated (Score:5, Insightful)
According to a recent survey, 0 editions of the NY Times have been updated in the last 120 days, meaning that 100 percent have essentially been abandoned, left to lie fallow in landfills, recycling plants and at the bottom of bird cages.
10 or so of them are mine (Score:5, Funny)
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Ahhh, so YOU'RE Rusty Shackleford.
Fallow but not useless... (Score:3, Insightful)
Does it matter? (Score:5, Insightful)
I usually blog about technical things that I think might help people out. I don't care if I'm famous, and I leave personal stuff to Facebook where friends and family that might care can read it.
My blog gets about 50-75 hits a day, all from search engines searching for items I write about. Of course they aren't going to come back and read me every day, and that's not why I write it. I do it mainly to give back a little, since I've been helped so often from googling (er, I mean blinging) for info whenever I get into a jam.
And I'm not even going to link to my blog from here just to prove I'm not an attention whore!
Heck, my site makes more than that each month (Score:3, Interesting)
Maybe he's doing it wrong. My site http://www.geekazon.com/ [geekazon.com] which mostly documents a big home renovation project, consistently brings in about $30/month from Google ads. Pays for my DSL line it does. I started the site mainly to keep distant relatives informed about the remodel. I have only updated it a few times in the past 5 years and have done nothing to promote it, but it's usually the top Google result for "lifting a house".
Online User-created Content (Score:4, Interesting)
For a long time, the information on the web was put there magically by the techocracy that architected it. For non-tech users, getting their information online has been through ever-easier methods of publishing. Web-logging, aka blogging, was just another step in this phase.
The motivation for providing content varies, but psychologists would say that part of it is in the feeling of belonging with peers you identify with. From forum posts, Wikipedia editing, Amazon reviews, posting youtube vids of kittens in sinks, etc - there's a clic for everyone. These are new-found "friends" that people interact with by simply making something appear online.
There's also a compelling push to do what the longstanding "professional" journalism has done for years. So, there's a group that pushes to create look-alike content that fills a niche, but do it online and for free (except for ads). We get "independent" media outlets, political commentary, diy comedy routines, and websites covering local issues. Quality and regularity varies.
All of these things are good - it pushes the body of human knowledge and interaction into a universal format. The transmission (physical wires) and delivery styles might leave something to be desired, but it's in a fairly searchable format as uncontextual text (that context part is still a challenge, all you search engines out there).
I look forward to the slow spread of not just content, but the focus on a universal context system that gets us a more semantic web. Also, we might also get live connections directly to 1 or more senses in real time, someday. Putting these together and you pretty much get an augmented reality stream, completely customizable, so that you won't have to remember so much as be able to process the extra info fast enough. That'll probably hit an upper limit on our brainpower, but we always seem willing to try (driving while using phone and more). After that, jumping over the senses to just filling artificial neurons with the info, accessible by our natural ones, will be the challenge.
Exciting times, this Information Age, still in its infancy.
Re:... and nothing of value was lost (Score:4, Insightful)
*Gasps!*
Next you'll tell me that most novels are started and never completed!
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Sturgeon's Law in action. (Score:4, Interesting)
Who would've thought that?? ... besides Theodore Sturgeon and everybody who heard of his law.
(Reminds me of the classical music program host at UofMichigan's official radio station, decades ago, declaring the death of rock-n-roll because only something like 10% of all rock songs were new compositions that year - some decades into the rock music era. Was sorely tempted to call him up and demand he also declare the death of classical music, since 0% were new compositions. B-) )
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When you came in here, did you see a sign that said "dead blogger storage"?
Re:Wow, you mean fads burn out? (Score:4, Funny)
exactly. Blogs are the 21st century equivalent to the CB craze in the 70's. Everybody had to have one but they soon found out any conversations were stupid and boring.
That's a big 10-4 on that, good buddy. I'm leaving the front door open, but we'll catch you on the 9's.
Man I'm old.
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