Google Claims They "Just Aren't That Big" 283
The New York Times is reporting that Google is making the case that they just aren't that big, especially from an anti-trust point of view. While they certainly corner the market in search, advertising, and online video, Dana Wagner, Google's "senior competition counsel," is working hard to convince the public that "competition is a click away." "None of the investigations take aim at Google's core advertising business. And unlike other technology giants in years past, Google has not been accused of anticompetitive tactics. But the investigations and carping from competitors and critics have Google fighting to dispel the notion that it has a lock on its market, even as it increases its share of search and online advertising. Eyes are rolling, especially in reaction to the idea that Google is a relatively small player in a giant market. 'They describe where they are in a market under a kind of a fairy-tale spun gloss that doesn't reflect their dominance of key sectors,' said Jeff Chester, executive director of the Center for Digital Democracy. 'Google search is an absolute must-have for every marketer in the world.'"
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I got an email that'll fix that! (Score:3, Funny)
Heck, I've got lots of 'em.
Competition is a Click Away." (Score:5, Funny)
Yeah, just type the word competition in the search field and click on the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button.
What's their motto? (Score:2, Funny)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don't_be_evil [wikipedia.org]
They have certainly come a long way. They have become too big, powerful and evil. I have actually gone back to Yahoo, out of principle.
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Too soon?
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Re:Hi... (Score:4, Funny)
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Like hell you are. Imposter!
Re:The alternative is much worse (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Competition is a Click Away." (Score:3, Funny)
So Googles competition is Wikipedia?
Re:they're not that big by most measures (Score:3, Funny)
How about number of letters?
3 letters for IBM
6 letters for Google
9 letters for Microsoft
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Re:The alternative is much worse (Score:3, Funny)
Indeedy. Google is a little guy, relatively speaking. That they're doing so well is a testament to their service and constant innovation.
Re:What's their motto? (Score:2, Funny)
On my keyboard, they ire.