DARPA Builds Smarter Version of Microsoft's Clippy 140
holy_calamity writes "Microsoft's animated paperclip may be long dead, but a $150m DARPA project has resurrected the idea of a virtual assistant. AI researchers from more than 60 institutions worked on the project entitled CALO. CALO is designed to help ease the bureaucratic burden of the military. A consumer spinoff, Siri, is coming to the iPhone later this year. It responds to conversational voice commands to take over multi-step tasks like choosing and booking restaurants or cabs."
Is it time yet... (Score:5, Funny)
I for one found Clippy to be annoying as hell, and was DAMNED glad they killed him.
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A consumer version? (Score:5, Funny)
Anyone have a spare tin-foil hat?
Hi! It looks like you want to kill insurgents? (Score:4, Funny)
Haven't we done enough to the enemy combatants? (Score:2, Funny)
Come on, waterboarding, gitmo, torture, but Clippy? Now you're just being mean.
Re:Hi! It looks like you want to kill insurgents? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Is it time yet... (Score:5, Funny)
I for one found Clippy to be annoying as hell, and was DAMNED glad they killed him.
Clippy, virtual assistant. A program barely alive. Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. Better than he was before. Better, stronger, faster.
As long as she looks like Rommie (Score:3, Funny)
Then I'm interested in your newsletter!
Killy (Score:1, Funny)
I see you're re-introducing a useless feature (Score:1, Funny)
Would you like me to rename it?
Make it more complicated?
Be more intrusive?
Re:"Helpers" (Score:5, Funny)
"It seems you want to start a war! Can I help?"
Well... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Is it time yet... (Score:3, Funny)
OK but what did they do with the other $144M?
Re:oblig (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Is it time yet... (Score:5, Funny)
Oh, shit...
Clippy: I've located several public bathrooms and a large cluster of shrubs nearby. Would you like directions?
So this is how the world ends. (Score:4, Funny)
This is from 2001, but still brilliant. (Score:3, Funny)
http://randomaxe.comicgenesis.com/d/20010725.html
That is all.
Presidental Clippy (Score:3, Funny)
It looks like you're drafting a treaty.
Would you like help?
Re:Is it time yet... (Score:3, Funny)
Clippy: "I see you want to go to Hell? May I suggest http://bingmaps.com.au/?action=location&location=hell [bingmaps.com.au] ?"
Re:Will it have Apple's blessings? (Score:3, Funny)
I'm sorry, in order to post in this thread you need to make a Clippy joke, it's a requirement.
It's a good point though, unless Siri is the future functionality.
Re:Presidental Clippy (Score:2, Funny)
This sounds like the plot for The Phantom Menace.
Re:"Helpers" (Score:5, Funny)
Grunt: Sir, the radars are picking up incoming Russian nukes. We've only got 2 minutes to act!
Commander: This is the moment we've been training for. Commence launch sequence.
[The commander and another officer turn keys and the commander presses the red button. On the screen the following appears:]
Hi. It looks like you're trying to launch an ICBM. Would you like to:
Re:Is it time yet... (Score:1, Funny)
It looks like you're trying to hide me. Sorry, but I can't let you do that, Dave.