Opera Being Composed On Twitter 99
musefrog writes "The BBC is reporting that the UK's Royal Opera House is to stage an opera created through social networking site Twitter. 'Members of the public have been invited to submit their 'tweets' online — messages of up to 140 characters — which will form the new libretto.The first scene of the as-yet-untitled work has already been completed and features a man who has been kidnapped by a group of birds. Excerpts will be performed at the Royal Opera House in September.' I'm personally looking forward to lots of idiotic net memes and inane emo ramblings being trilled out by aging sopranos."
I'm looking forward to... (Score:5, Funny)
...watching it in Opera.
I see a little silhoutette of a man (Score:2, Funny)
I see a little silhoutette of a man
All Of Your Base Belong To The Fat Lady (Score:3, Funny)
reviews (Score:5, Funny)
Critic's review (Score:1, Funny)
@twitopera: Full of fail. It is a pile of excrement and it stinketh to high heaven. FAIL. LUDICROUS FAIL.
Re:I'm looking forward to... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Critic's review (Score:5, Funny)
@twitopera: Full of fail. It is a pile of excrement and it stinketh to high heaven.
From a promotional press release: "@twitopera says new opera promotes growth and awakens the senses."
And if you don't believe that they'd do that, consider how movie reviewers' words are frequently twisted in advertising (e.g. "Pretty good if you like getting kicked in the head" becomes "Pretty good")
Not just Boring, but Stupid Boring (Score:4, Funny)
"William is languishing in a tower, having been kidnapped by a group of birds who are anxious for revenge after he has killed one of their number." ... "Hans has promised to rescue him. The Woman With No Name is off to her biochemistry laboratory to make a potion to let people speak to the birds."
This will only be surpassed when Uwe Boll makes a movie based on MySpace.
Swallow? (Score:0, Funny)
The birds wouldn't, by chance, be swallows of some sort? Did they run African SwallOS (TM) or European SwallOS (TM)? Were husky coconuts or rabid rabbits involved?
That's all. Off you go, then.
I guess (Score:3, Funny)
Wait until 4chan hear about this.... (Score:2, Funny)
First words spoken: "Do you like mudkipz?"
Oper(ett)a: Internet Style (Score:5, Funny)
I am the very model of a modern inter-netizen
I frequent digg and slashdot just like any savvy citizen
I've earned my stripes and now can gripe as well as any denizen...
But now I'm set, we're at the Met, and trolling in real life, my friend!
But now he's set, we're at the Met, and trolling in real life, my friend!
But now he's set, we're at the Met, and trolling in real life, my friend!
But now he's set, we're at the Met, and trolling in real life, my friend, my friend!
Re:I see a little silhoutette of a man (Score:4, Funny)
scaramouche, scaramouche, I cn haz fandango?
Libretto: (Score:3, Funny)
No, but, yeah, but, no, but, yeah, but, no, but, yeah but I know because I'm not. They don't scare me! Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got, I'm just Vicky Pollard from round the corner from the block. V to the P to the Icky to the Ollard. Oh, my God! That is so unfair! This is like, well, sexual harassment! If you like, fancy me why don't you just say so? God, this is exactly like the time Miss Rennig, who everyone knows is a total lesbian, made Candice Burton stay behind after PE, started telling her off for gobbing on Sunita Geschwani's hair. But everyone knows she only made her stay late because she wanted to get off with her, cuz when she was telling her off her legs were wide open and Candice reckons she could see her spider. No, but yeah, but no, because if you don't let me in then Blazin' Squad are well, gonna give you beatings because I've actually already met them already anyway, actually, down at the Radio 1 Roadshow at Weston Super-Mare! You remember, it was the time I got fingered by Chris Moyles and Hayley Evers reckons she saw Jo Whiley taking a dump in the sea. But, anyway I have met Blazin' Squad and they said I should definitely come backstage and see 'em and do 'em, and anyway I do know them already because I'm their cousin. And if Rowan Gordon says I'm not then don't listen to him because everyone knows he's mental because he once shoved his knob through Miss Mayal's letterbox. No, but, yeah, but, no, but, yeah, but, no, but, yeah but I know because I'm not wasting police time because you know Micha? Well, she saw the whole thing, right, because she was bunking off school because she was gonna go down the wimbley and get off with Luke Griffiths, only she never because he's been trying to grow a moustache but it just looks like pubes, so she got off with Luke Torbet instead, only don't tell Bethany that because she's fancied Luke Torbet ever since she flashed her fanny at him during Home Ec'.
Re:reviews (Score:3, Funny)
Positive review:
@twitlolcat: LOL! THEY CAN HAZ 4 CHZBURGS!!!
Negative review:
@joelsiegcat: DO NOT WANT!!! K THX BYE!
Re:I see a little silhoutette of a man (Score:5, Funny)
Re:I'm looking forward to... (Score:3, Funny)
I cast thee out onto the darkest sea
so that I can be free of you and no more be
a man stricken with pain and gloom
And be immune from horr
140 characters on stage? (Score:3, Funny)