Airborne Boeing Laser Blasts Ground Target 419
coondoggie writes "The airborne military laser which promises to destroy, damage or disable targets with little to no collateral damage has for the first time actually blown something up. Boeing and the US Air Force today said that on Aug. 30, a C-130H aircraft armed with Boeing's Advanced Tactical Laser (ATL) blasted a target test vehicle on the ground for the first time. Boeing has been developing the ATL since 2008 under an Air Force contract worth up to $30 million."
Quick! (Score:5, Funny)
Someone find the house full of Popped Corn!!!
And Kent? (Score:5, Funny)
Stop playing with yourself!!
Slashdotted? (Score:3, Funny)
They missed and cooked their server instead.
Re:$30 million? (Score:2, Funny)
Shhhh, it's only a model.
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Re:Video? (Score:3, Funny)
Even if it's just an artist's conception, there's always a picture. No exceptions.
(If there isn't, make one [imageshack.us])
Re:Quick! (Score:5, Funny)
I mean seriously. How did they get the shark to fly?
Faster than a speeding bullet? (Score:5, Funny)
Wow, according to the article, the laser is supersonic. Good to know.
Re:Faster than a speeding bullet? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Quick! (Score:5, Funny)
They just took jumping the shark to a whole new level...
Re:Is this really what passes for jounalism today? (Score:2, Funny)
And if that fails you could always resubmit your essay to your comp sci lecturer as a media example of infinite recursion.
Re:Faster than a speeding bullet? (Score:3, Funny)
Not only that. They want to develop phased array systems with a total power output of 10W. Watch out paper aeroplanes!
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Re:Is this really what passes for jounalism today? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Sigh (Score:4, Funny)
After the ascent stage you're dealing with a vehicle designed to survive reentry. Somehow I doubt you're going to do much damage to it with a teeny little laser.
Re:Quick! (Score:5, Funny)
> Dude, seriously. That was a pretty corny joke.
And yet there's a kernel of truth to it.
Re:Sigh (Score:5, Funny)
Mirrors reflect (typically) 60-70% of the light that hits them, turning the rest into heat. Cheap, glossy, exterior-grade white paint often reflects in excess of 90% of the light back.
Finally, an explanation for the Stormtrooper armor design!
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Re:Quick! (Score:5, Funny)
You should take it with a grain of salt...
Re:And Kent? (Score:3, Funny)
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Re:Quick! (Score:5, Funny)
Sure, I've been married for 10 years!
Re:Sigh (Score:4, Funny)
Let me get this straight... Are you telling me I have to modulate my shield frequency?
KHANNNNNNNN!
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What truth would that be? I'm all ears.
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Pretty much every vehicle I've ever been in has at least one side mirror.
To all you a**holes.... (Score:3, Funny)
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