Australian Researchers Demo Random Access Quantum Optical Memory 74
nuur writes "Researchers at the Australian National University have developed a new form of optical memory that allows random access to stored optical quantum information. Pulses of light are stored on a kind of 'optical conveyor-belt' that is controlled with a magnetic field. By manipulating the magnetic field, the conveyor-belt can be moved, allowing the recall of any part of the stored optical information. The research is published in Nature." You'll probably know after reading the abstract linked whether you'd be in the market to pay for the whole thing.
All I know (Score:5, Funny)
All I know is that my head hurts.
Yeah, well (Score:5, Funny)
For my storage requirements I need something more reliable than "random" access. Sheesh.
Cool. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:RAM?? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:This is inferior dynamic quantum ram (Score:2, Funny)
You practically have to shovel cats into the system...
I used to work at a Chinese buffet, so that shouldn't pose a problem.
Self destruction? (Score:5, Funny)
Sorry I peeked (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Self destruction? (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Self destruction? (Score:1, Funny)
cool! so that means I can download 1 porn movie and have them all?
Ahh... Magnetic fields... (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Yeah, well (Score:0, Funny)
Now I merely need to learn the length...
Quantum Clippy (Score:3, Funny)
Can you just imagine it...
"It looks like you want to save your last hour's edits to disk. Well, maybe they're in Quantum RAM, maybe they're not. Do you want me to have a look?"
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