Best Man Rigs Newlyweds' Bed To Tweet During Sex 272
When an UK man was asked to be the best man at a friend's wedding he agreed that he would not pull any pranks before or during the ceremony. Now the groom wishes he had extended the agreement to after the blessed occasion as well. The best man snuck into the newlyweds' house while they were away on their honeymoon and placed a pressure-sensitive device under their mattress. The device now automatically tweets when the couple have sex. The updates include the length of activity and how vigorous the act was on a scale of 1-10.
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Re:This is weak even for slashdot (Score:5, Informative)
There's nothing funny about invasions of privacy.
But there's so many things that make this story hilarious.
Re:First (Score:0, Informative)
130kg is still 65kg per person (on average), which is quite reasonable actually... I don't know how much you weigh, but I am certainly FAR closer to 65kg than to 130kg.
Re:First (Score:2, Informative)
Reread that -- he's using metric.
Re:First (Score:4, Informative)
One thing we do know - newlywedsontjob ... that's Northern England, for sure. ("There's trouble at t'mill", etc). Cuts it down a bit.