Using EMP To Punch Holes In Steel 165
angrytuna writes "The Economist is running a story about a group of researchers at the Fraunhofer Institute for Machine Tools and Forming Technology in Chemnitz, Germany, who've found a way to use an EMP device to shape and punch holes through steel. The process enjoys advantages over both lasers, which take more time to bore the hole (0.2 vs. 1.4 seconds), and by metal presses, which can leave burrs that must be removed by hand."
an alternate past (Score:5, Funny)
The article focuses on how this is a more "peaceful use" for the EMP. I disagree: when the robot apocalypse finally arrives, and a rogue T800 drives after you in into a steel mill, it will be damn useful to have an EMP device used for shaping steel rings handy to stop the cybernetic killing machine. As an added benefit, an EMP would destroy the cpu, meaning no Cyberdyne Systems, and I get my 5 hours back wasted on T3 and Terminator Salvation!
The mechanical press was, like, so 1984.
Re:stop the cybernetic killing machine (Score:5, Funny)
He is our governor now, you insensitive clod!
Re:What if EMP leaks out of the factory? (Score:4, Funny)
You're the sort of wet blanket who during the space battle scenes of Star Wars leans over and whispers, "There's no sound in space," aren't you?
Re:What if EMP leaks out of the factory? (Score:3, Funny)
(...and urine also is VERY salty.)
uhh, thanks for sharing.
Re:stop the cybernetic killing machine (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Weapon? (Score:4, Funny)
Humans are not usually very magnetic.
Are you sure? There are some humans that I have found to be highly repulsive...
Re:What if EMP leaks out of the factory? (Score:5, Funny)
humans can not be punched with the EMP punch at present energy levels.
There, weaponized that for you.
Re:Metal presses (Score:5, Funny)
I once had a girlfriend like that - and you guess correctly.
Re:Article Has No Meat. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:What if EMP leaks out of the factory? (Score:3, Funny)
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Re:What if EMP leaks out of the factory? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:stop the cybernetic killing machine (Score:3, Funny)
Re:What if EMP leaks out of the factory? (Score:3, Funny)
Especially if you can stick them all in the airlock at once and then toss them out.