KHAAAAAAN!

ws: its,,,,, a series of,,,,,,,, noobs

ln: fascinating

...Spacebook?

HYPErspace? No, wait, Lucas got that already.

Whatever you call it, as ideas go, it's pure Shat.

Jean-Luc Picard?

Amas enough virgins in one place, and one of them is likely to get laid................

Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor not a DBA.

Oh, I see where you're going here, Shatner!

To all you slashdot readers, please heed my words...
"JUST SAY NO!"

It's the first anti-social network.

If that comment was on any other website besides /. I'd think it was a joke, but I'm not so sure here...

...that he has been to acting. And music [google.com].

Scotty, beam him up, please!

In order to foster his unique style, and to one-up Twitter, the main form of communication on this social networking site are tiny posts, known as "Shats", limited to exactly one word.

One?! I'm thinking most of 'em already get the kind of "laid" where it only happens to one.. ;)

I DID plan on talking to her! I even wrote some (pseudo) code for said conversation:

if (!ArmPitsSmell() && CrustinessOfClothes() != OH_MY_GAWD_TOO_CRUSTY) {
        var sexytime = Girl.ComplimentTeeth();
        if (sexytime) {
                FeelBoobs();
                CleanPants();
        } else {
                AssumeFetalPosition();
        }
}

Okay,...

shat...

is...

coming ...

out

Your post isn't Shat enough.
Let me rewrite it.

Amas enough virgins in one place, and one of them is likely to get laid................

I think you mean "amass".

Hmm, except "amas" means "you love" in Latin.

Never mind. Carry on.

I'm bringin' up all the servers we've got, Captain! If those Slashdotter's push it any harder the whole thing will blow!

Screw you, buddy. Now I have to wipe yogurt out of my keyboard.

I suspect the database fields are out of alignment.

Truly News for Nerds, Stuff that Antimatters.

I would suggest that everybody register with that name, just vary the number of A's in it.

Someone start up a paypal donation page!

Creatia

Really?? I mean..."Creatia"? What kind of fucking tin-ear thought up that name? It's ugly on the eyes and hits the ears like a volley of spit. If words could smell, "Creatia" would be a waft of ass. If you're a writer, or a hope-to-be writer, and you see a social network for writers with a name like "Creatia", your best instincts have got to tell you to run for the hills.

God, what an embarrassment. Can you imagine that someone thought up "Creatia" and then pitched it to other people as if it were a real brainstorm - a real stroke of creative genius.

This is one of the problems with the Internet: there's no "farm club" where you can learn your trade in a reasonably supportive atmosphere where you can be criticized and work the shitty ideas out of your system without the entire fucking world seeing them.

Maybe this guy is a wannabe ad-writer or something, and hopes to get a job somewhere, someday. Unfortunately, in some cache, encased in carbonite, there's going to be a permanent record of "Creatia" and he will never, ever be able to live it down. He's going to be looking for a job, maybe in competition with a few other writers, and somebody's going to pull out this turd and say, "Hey, was this your work?" and that's it. Game over, man. Maybe he can write copy for Home Shopping Network or come up with model-names for some Korean auto manufacturer, but even then, he'll know that one day he put "Creatia" on the internet for all the world to see and will know, deep down, that no matter how big he gets, no matter how rich, he'll know that he's not worth shit as a writer, and the first time he had a chance to be creative, in fact, to define creativity with the name of a social network for creative people, the best he could come up with is "Creatia".

And he'll get flop-sweat. And he'll double-down on the anti-depressants and Grey Goose and sometime, somewhere, he'll end up face down in a swimming pool because he shat the bed with the entire Internet watching.

Honestly, he ought to change his name right now, go back to school and get an accounting degree, and never again try to be creative because it will only end badly. If you're the guy who came up with "Creatia" and you're reading this, I hope you understand that I'm only looking out for you. You ought to thank me.

dnalgne elttil?
Must be in Whales.

Geocities is dead! Long live Geocities!

What? Have other people been using my account?

I knew I should have set a password..,..

now the nightmares will start again. This time you're paying for the therapy!

Without the social part. And the networking.

Kind of like Twitter, but you can.... only tweet... in fifteen... character.... segments at.... a time.

She's dead, Jim.