How To Build Roads To Control How Fast You Drive 801
An anonymous reader writes "They're the holy grail of transportation engineering: streets and highways specifically designed to encourage automobilists to drive less quickly, reducing the rates of passenger fatalities and generally encouraging a safer urban environment. And now new research shows that, if built right, they just might work. A new study out of the University of Connecticut suggests that minor reductions in vehicle speed are possible through changes in the street environment. Through the use of roadside parking, tighter building setbacks, and more commercial land uses, road designers can make drivers subconsciously drive more slowly." All of that is gonna work a lot better than my strategy of placing car-sized holes covered with twigs and branches randomly every half mile or so down the interstates.
Test Your Hypothesis! (Score:3, Funny)
All of that is gonna work a lot better than my strategy of placing car sized holes covered with twigs and branches randomly every half mile or so down the interstates.
Nonsense, be a little bit more persistent. Apply for a government grant. Work out a deal with the overpopulated prison system to allow test inmates good behavior parole if they survive the course. Conduct a double blind study to see which method drivers prefer.
... in the name of science! I mean, the dystopian Mad Max future isn't going to herald itself!
Don't underestimate your ideas, you may have something here. I think with a few minor modifications (like filling the pits with black mambas or loaded claymores) we could gently urge drivers through natural human fears to drive slower. I'm already afraid of getting a ticket when I speed, why not step it up a notch or two?
Conduct your experiments
Pit traps (Score:5, Funny)
So maybe a grid layout isn't such a good idea (Score:5, Funny)
Most roads are already quite curvy in Europe and I'm pretty sure new roads are constructed in the same manner to encourage lower driving speeds. Straight lines make people want to speed, lots of turns and twists make people want to break, so maybe making all your roads as straight as possible and thus creating grid-like layouts isn't such a good idea after all.
A side effect of less straight roads could also be a decline in traffic jams, because curved lines are longer than straight ones and thus can hold more cars.
Re:What idiots (Score:3, Funny)
So the conclusion is this: People can be induced to reduce their driving speeds when cars are parked along the roadways, when buildings are close to the street, and when those buildings include commercial rather than residential activity.
Wow. These people are idiots. Their plan is to make the roads less safe, so that it forces to make people drive slower, because driving slower makes the roads safer???
Not only that, but they are designing roads that in a few years* will be driven by self driving automobiles. These cars will always drive the optimal speed and so they are just slowing down the cars of the future.
*Perpetually ten.
Re:From the No Duh Dept. (Score:2, Funny)
As such, there are more motorbike deaths on this one patch of 600m than in the entire rest of the city.
Natural selection? They should put curves like that in more places.
Re:From the No Duh Dept. (Score:3, Funny)
until we get them fitted with shock collars idiots will always do idiotic things
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Re:From the No Duh Dept. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:From the No Duh Dept. (Score:1, Funny)
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Re:From the No Duh Dept. (Score:3, Funny)
You have a brain that functions as well as your shift key.
Hard to read this while driving (Score:1, Funny)
especially on my palm pre but i agree with the premise that roads are dangerous, that's why i'm not looking now...
I have the ultimate idea (Score:1, Funny)
Minigun Emplacements with speed cameras.
You go too fast, you get a cap or few in your ass.
Let's see people speed now! Yeeah.