Website Sells Pubic Lice 319
A British website called crabrevenge.com will help you prove that there is literally nothing you can't find online by selling you pubic lice. A disclaimer on the site says the creators "do not endorse giving people lice," and the lice are for "novelty purposes only." The company also boasts about a facility "where we do all of our parasite husbandry and carefully considered selective breeding." Three different packages are available: "Green package - One colony that can lay as many as 30 eggs for about $20. Blue package - Three colonies to share with your friends or freeze a batch or two for about $35. Red package - A vial of 'shampoo-resistant F-strain crabs' which can take up to two weeks to kill for about $52."
this isnt the 70's (Score:5, Funny)
Is this "news for nerds" or "stuff that matters"? (Score:1, Funny)
Sorry, I'm new here, but is this story considered "news for nerds" or "stuff that matters"?
and, in Soviet Russia, do pubic lice sell websites?
Re:And what are they feeding the lice on ? (Score:5, Funny)
I'm not the pope, but I'm going to have to put "intentionally giving people crabs" in the unethical column.
But fun and rewarding? Totally different column.
taking the fun out (Score:5, Funny)
Hookers.
Re:That's just wrong on so many levels. (Score:4, Funny)
That's just wrong on so many levels. I can see kids buying these and then using them to pick on other school kids they don't like. Such as putting them in some kid's underwear when he/she is showering after the gym class.
-1 questionable segue into children's locker room
Re:Is this "news for nerds" or "stuff that matters (Score:4, Funny)
in Soviet Russia, do pubic lice sell websites?
They tried that, but found that the market just wasn't very profitable. Then they moved on to selling bulk emailing services, and found that it made a lot more money.
Come on, cut these guys some slack already. (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Is this "news for nerds" or "stuff that matters (Score:5, Funny)
Agreed: It's a lousy story.
Re:Is this "news for nerds" or "stuff that matters (Score:4, Funny)
damn parasites!
Re:That's just wrong on so many levels. (Score:3, Funny)
I really didn't understand that they were checking for PUBIC lice.
It's how they make sure the kids are presentable for their class pictures.
Re:Greeat (Score:2, Funny)
Remember, you can always fight back in creative ways. I've heard chicken flied lice tastes good.
SOLD! (Score:2, Funny)
My favorite testimonial (Score:5, Funny)
Ryan - Hamilton
Wow...just.... wow..
Re:Come on, cut these guys some slack already. (Score:4, Funny)
Re:this isnt the 70's (Score:4, Funny)
Re:That's just wrong on so many levels. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:this isnt the 70's (Score:5, Funny)
Gah. I do not get this at all.
I can dig a little grooming, but what is the point of mimicking prepubescent hair growth patterns?
"Trimming the bush makes the tree look taller." -- Richard Simmons
Re:Come on, cut these guys some slack already. (Score:3, Funny)
Are you talking about some draconian lice-ensing scheme?
Man, I must be new around here. I'll get me coat, and I'll be mindful of the lawn.
How to get rid of crabs. (Score:5, Funny)
Shave on one side. Douse the other side with lighter fluid. Light the fluid and stab the crabs with a tooth pick when they run to the other side.
Re:this isnt the 70's (Score:5, Funny)
Discussion of female grooming habits is one thing, but there are too many comments here from dudes about their own "manscaping". If Slashdot is going to have an "Informative" tag which mods posts up... then there should also be a "Too Much Informative" tag which mods posts down.
Re:this isnt the 70's (Score:2, Funny)
Oh great....I'm sure every average Slashdotter has seen thousands of vaginas, and is able to correctly discern what "vagina styling" is in vogue at any given moment.
Re:Greeat (Score:2, Funny)
I've heard chicken flied lice tastes good
It's fried rice you plick!
Re:How to get rid of crabs. (Score:3, Funny)
From an old Eddie Murphy routine:
Rub salt into your pubes and the crabs will go insane from thirst. Then just go wading. Naked.
(OK - Murphy's delivery was better...)
Kids these days (Score:5, Funny)
I'm tellin' ya, this country it going to hell in a handbasket. Buying crabs? Sheesh. In my day we got our crabs for free at a Grateful Dead show.
Now, get off my lawn.
Re:this isnt the 70's (Score:4, Funny)
Maybe it's just me, but I'd rather my women didn't remind me of prepubescent girls......
So stop picking up midgets.
Re:And what are they feeding the lice on ? (Score:5, Funny)
Holy shit! You mean, that wasn't a "to do" list?
No sex before serving in the military? (Score:5, Funny)
So is the prohibition on divorce, pre-martial sex and birth control...
Well, that sure explains why the Crusades were all the rage back when Popes ruled the world...
Re:this isnt the 70's (Score:4, Funny)
Stop lying nerds, you haven't probably even seen your own pubic hair in years.
Sure I have. Your mom never bothers to pick it out of her teeth.
Re:this isnt the 70's (Score:5, Funny)
Well, much better than in the 70's. Ever seen much of that 70's pr0n??
Man...if you were gonna go 'spelunking' down there back in the day, you'd better have taken a machete, a couple of lanterns and a pack mule!! That bush was THICK.
Are they doing this . . . (Score:2, Funny)
. . . as a pubic service?
(I needed to burn off some karma.)
Re:Is this "news for nerds" or "stuff that matters (Score:4, Funny)
Re:this isnt the 70's (Score:3, Funny)
I am going to offer you two pills, take the blue pill and you wake up tomorrow still thinking slashdotters aren't seeing thousands of vaginas. Take the red pill and you turn of the safe search filter on google and you type in "teen pussy" and within a single day you see over a thousand "rabbit holes" and exactly how deep they go.
Re:this isnt the 70's (Score:4, Funny)
If she has a tree you're doing it wrong. Very wrong.
Free? (Score:1, Funny)
Will they be released eventually under the General Pubic License?