Google Nabs Patent To Monitor Your Cursor Movement 198
bool2 writes "Google has been awarded a patent for displaying search results based on how you move your mouse cursor on the screen... Google's plans are to monitor the movements of the cursor, such as when a user hovers over a certain ad or link to read a tooltip, and then provide relevant search results, and ads, based on that behaviour. It means that it does not require users to actually click a link to know that they were interested in it, opening a world of opportunity for even more focused ads."
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Hover on this comment and it will change to something relevant.
Better Google than Amazon... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Too invasive (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Hover on this comment (Score:4, Funny)
sadly, my first thought was (Score:4, Funny)
Michael J. Fox isn't worried about this patent.
Re:Hover on this comment (Score:4, Funny)
Not if I install the latest version of MouseBlocker+!
Re:Too invasive (Score:4, Funny)
He suffers from premature clicking. There's an app for that, but he's too embarrassed to buy it.
Re:Adverts... (Score:5, Funny)
This isn't fair. (Score:5, Funny)
What am I supposed to do now?
Re:Hover on this comment (Score:3, Funny)
Just hover your mouse near the opt-in checkbox and it'll automatically be checked for you.
Boxy Ads (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Not Accurate Metrics. (Score:1, Funny)
Hell, I still browse with keyboard commands sometimes. I can go quite a while without even touching the mouse.
You're OLD. Ha! Ha!
Re:Better Google than Amazon... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Better Google than Amazon... (Score:5, Funny)
My wife already handles this for me. :(
Re:The only problem with that... (Score:4, Funny)
I don't have OCD. I have CDO. That's like OCD but the letters are in the right order.
Re:The only problem with that... (Score:3, Funny)
Unfortunately, he did too much LDS and it interferes with his ODC.
Re:Adverts... (Score:3, Funny)
it has to be said... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Better Google than Amazon... (Score:3, Funny)
This gives me incentive to shake my mouse while browsing.
Is that what they call it nowadays?
Re:Adverts... (Score:1, Funny)
Fuck adverts.
Really? So you're willing to pay a monthly subscription to all your favorite search engines, news sites, etc. then?
Nope; you'll look at the ads for me. Thanks, BTW.