Mystery Missile Launched Near LA 858
J. L. Tympanum writes "CBS News is reporting the launch of an unidentified missile off the coast of California. No one wants to take credit for it." The article has visuals taken from a CBS affiliate's helicopter, and a Navy spokesman said it wasn't theirs.
Obvious Explanation (Score:5, Funny)
*ominous voice* Phase II has started ahead of schedule
YEEEEEHAAAAW (Score:5, Funny)
Slim Pickens was seen straddling the missle, waving his hat, and proclaiming "YEEEEEEHAWWWWW".
The War Room could not be reached for comment, as there was a fight going on at the time.
Drug Cartels (Score:2, Funny)
Will do anything to cross the border. I wonder how much pot was in that thing?
Did someone say Missile? (Score:5, Funny)
No one wants to take credit for it? Okay.
I'll take credit for it. If found please return it. Thanks.
QE3 (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Did someone say Missile? (Score:3, Funny)
Sounds like... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Did someone say Missile? (Score:5, Funny)
I'm glad you're willing to take that heat.
Of course, I'm Canadian! I'll take any heat I can get!
Re:Hmmm .... (Score:5, Funny)
The end of the article says that some Ex Ambassador says that it MIGHT be a demonstration to China that US Subs can launch intercontinental missiles - since Obama is touring over there right now.
Indonesia, China. Same thing.
Mythbusters (Score:4, Funny)
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Engage! (Score:3, Funny)
Just because, you know, we outsourced all our missile manufacturing to China and we just weren't that sure it would work.
Missile of the coast of California? (Score:2, Funny)
Maybe the whole silicon valley decided to offshore itself?
Not my secret base (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Mythbusters (Score:5, Funny)
If it was Mythbusters, it was not a rocket, but another water heater.
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BMO
Re:Hmmm .... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:It was mine (Score:5, Funny)
>Laster beam
Well, I've got a firster beam, but it keeps getting modded down.
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BMO
Re:It's not a mystery, people are just dumb (Score:4, Funny)
Wrong date. November 9 is today, not last night.
Hah. You think last night was interesting.
Just you wait...
Re:Hmmm .... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Hmmm .... (Score:5, Funny)
SLBM launches don't work like that.
It would make just as much sense for you to spill coffee on your keyboard and accidentally install Windows Vista.
Nuclear Launch Detected! (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Did someone say Missile? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:YEEEEEHAAAAW (Score:3, Funny)
They don't like it when non-military personel (like Steve Buscemi) ride weapons though.
Re:Hmmm .... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:YEEEEEHAAAAW (Score:2, Funny)
OK, so Gottfried was seen climbing into the missile, doing something Rule-34ish, and proclaiming "JAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
(This message brought to you by the literary net!)
Re:Not my secret base (Score:5, Funny)
I'm onto you, hiding secret messages in your post. Look at the Capital Letters, seems too odd . Rearranging the letters I get this:
I KNOW THIS NOTION GUYS DIAL TIP
Tip, which is of course is 847 on the phone, which is of course the area code for Illinois!
LOOK OUT! THERE'S A MISSILE HEADING FOR ILLINOIS!
Re:Could that explain this? (Score:5, Funny)
Cruise ship flare sizes are getting out of hand...
Re:Obvious Explanation (Score:5, Funny)
OMG! (Score:5, Funny)
And you... kept it on?
You, you... PERVERT!
Re:YEEEEEHAAAAW (Score:5, Funny)
Slim Pickens rode a bomb not a missile.
Yes, but the missile made an awesome WOOOSH sound.
Re:OMG! (Score:5, Funny)
Just trollin'. I'm not German, nor do I have any negative opinions about the Superior Race. Oops, Freudian slip!
Re:Hmmm .... (Score:4, Funny)
it MIGHT be a demonstration to China that US Subs can launch intercontinental missiles
Considering that the US first launched an ICBM from a sub in 1960 [wikipedia.org], this demonstration seems a bit late by now.
What next, will the US demonstrate that cars can be made with tail fins? [wikimedia.org]
Re:YEEEEEHAAAAW (Score:3, Funny)
Well, of course not. The last thing the US needs is a weapons riding gap.
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Blame Mythbusters (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Drug Cartels (Score:5, Funny)
Cheech and Chong in SPAAAAAAACE!, man. Hal's not here.
Re:One BILLION dollars (Score:3, Funny)
I said LUNCH not LAUNCH! (Score:3, Funny)
:)
Re:Hmmm .... (Score:5, Funny)
'Test' firing and attempting to keep a secret immediately off the coast of LA don't jive
You're right. They boogie. The difference is subtle. Very acute observation.
Re:YEEEEEHAAAAW (Score:1, Funny)
The War Room could not be reached for comment, as there was a fight going on at the time.
But...they can't fight in there, it's the War Room!
Re:It's not a mystery, people are just dumb (Score:3, Funny)
Er, how about swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and refracted the light from Venus?
Re:Mythbusters (Score:3, Funny)
Packed with Mentos, Diet Coke, salami, and thermite?
Swamp Gas (Score:3, Funny)
Who are these so-called "scientists"?
As any reputable scientist can see it is obviously swamp gas.
Re:It's not a mystery, people are just dumb (Score:4, Funny)
Re:It's not a mystery, people are just dumb (Score:2, Funny)
So a warning that covers a timeframe *today* somehow explains a missile launched *yesterday*? Ummm... try again.
The US Navy test range for sud-launched ICBMs is off the coast of San Diego, well south of the point of this launch. Been there, have the t-shirt.
Re:Drug Cartels (Score:4, Funny)
Are you nuts, that's too expensive for the test flight. It's just a family of six for the first go-round.
Re:Obvious Explanation (Score:1, Funny)
But at least they are a lot more polite than the Spanish inquisition...
I Know The Real Reason (Score:2, Funny)
It was actually a successful launch of the first intercontinental stealth missile put out by Obsidian/Bethesda. Now all they have to do is sit back and let the modding community come up with the working stealth portion of the missile. China, however, will probably wait for the Intercontinental Stealth Missile: Missile of the Year to come out first.
Re:Obvious Explanation (Score:5, Funny)
Feh, good luck on finding them. We only have like 2 million of them.
Re:Hmmm .... (Score:5, Funny)
Yes
Bumpy
Re:Obvious Explanation (Score:3, Funny)
Wrong. It was Meg Whitman's head exploding when she realized she spent $150million and all she got was a lousy t-shirt.
Re:Obvious Explanation (Score:3, Funny)
Actual explanation of the event:
And what, exactly, makes you call this an "actual" explanation, given that it's composed of just as much thin air as all the other ones?
The video clearly shows a very bright spot at the top of the exhaust trail. Jet engines don't burn bright. They don't burn at all. They're dark. Unless this particular jet was on fire in a rather surprisingly controlled way.
Of course it is possible that sunlight just so happenes to glint off the underside of a plane that just so happenes to be polished the right way and that just so happenes to be oriented such that the "glint" remains "glinting" for many (15?) seconds at a time. Just as it's possible that the contrail of that same jet just so happens to resemble a rocket launch. Lots of things are possible.
But while it's possible that a jet plane might appear like a Polaris rocket, it is of course certain that a Polaris rocket appears like a Polaris rocket.
Quack, quack...
Re:I can just imagine his commanding officer. (Score:3, Funny)