Man With 10 Million Air Miles Gets Plane Named After Him 249
Chicago car salesman Thomas Stuker has set a record by accumulating an astonishing 10 million air miles on United Airlines. In the past 29 years Thomas has flown almost 6,000 times - racking up a total mileage that would circle the Earth 400 times. From the article: "Mr Stuker has already been highly rewarded with access to a special lounge at the airlines hub in Chicago, first-class upgrades as a matter of course and even a plane named after him on the fleet."
Yet *still* no full-sized soft drink (Score:5, Funny)
Congratulations, sir and welcome to first-class. Here is your 4-ounce Dr. Pepper and complimentary half-bag of potato chips.
Re:And more importantly (Score:5, Funny)
He flies first class. They actually get to molest TSA agents instead in first class.
Re:Yet *still* no full-sized soft drink (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Plane named after him (Score:4, Funny)
Amazingly enough, his real name is Airbus A320.
Re:What level? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Yet *still* no full-sized soft drink (Score:4, Funny)
I know! I've been here for years and that asshole Taco still hasn't given me a bag of peanuts!
Re:And more importantly (Score:4, Funny)
Sounds like some kind of dance.
Yes, it's called the Safety Dance.