Airline Pilots Allowed To Dodge Security Screening 285
OverTheGeicoE writes "Wired has a story about TSA's known crewmember program, which allows airline pilots to bypass traditional airport security on their way to the cockpit. Pilots will be verified using a system known as CrewPASS that relies on uniforms, identity cards, fingerprints, and possibly other biometrics to authenticate flight deck crews. Once they are authenticated, they can enter secure areas in airports without any further screening. Participation at present is voluntary, and applies at Baltimore/Washington (BWI), Pittsburg (PIT), Columbia (CAE) and now Chicago O'Hare (ORD) airports. TSA is hoping to expand the program nationally. Bruce Schneier thinks this program is 'a really bad idea.' Pilots are already avoiding scanners and patdowns at security checkpoints (video). Is the new program just a way for TSA to hide this fact from the flying public?"
Oh no! (Score:2, Funny)
Re:How is this a problem? (Score:5, Funny)
Kind of like you-know-who did you-know-when?
No, I don't know when Voldemort took over an airplane!
Re:How is this a problem? (Score:3, Funny)
No, you fools got it all wrong! Motherfuckin' Snapes on a Plane!